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If I could throw up cameras, I’d be bulimic.       –Micah

I’ve already got a problem.     –Micah

Note to self, never rent this matte box again.    –Micah

Another one of those terms I just don’t care to know. Dolly grip.     –Paul

Oh yeah, this polarizer doesn’t work either.    –Micah

Did you rent anything that works?      -Shiloh

This works!    -Micah (pointing to camera)

I can make up a quote right now.     –Paul

I am ready to insert my opinion where it is not needed.      –Michael

If Eric would just step out of the way, I could see what’s happening.     –Aaron

Is it gonna look like she’s sauntering, or . . .       –Paul

Walking with purpose.     –Courtnea

Nothing wrong with a good saunter.     –Shiloh

We’re ready whenever. Sorry, not to speak for Micah, but . . .     –Aaron

But we are.      –Micah

Do you go out of your way to butcher languages?     -Shiloh

Uh, yeah. Mercy buckets.      –Micah

How’s it lookin’ guys? I mean, I’m looking extremely attractive, but how’s the camera looking?     -Micah

Have you looked in a mirror lately?     -Shiloh

Yeah. And it said, “Don’t ever change.” And then I said, “Well, not in front of you! That’s disgusting!”    -Micah

Now, what I want is a fight scene in the background.     –Micah

I’m sure you do.     –Shiloh

I got fat all of a sudden.     –Paul

And bring a stupid clamp!     -Micah

Don’t call him names. That’s not nice.     –Calvin

Well, he’s not stupid.     –Micah

I am a good actor. I. Am. A. Good. Actor. That was amazing.     –Paul

Ok, you guys got 20 minutes to set this up.      –Spencer

Let’s take a break.     –Casey

If you can do it in 10, I will love you for life.     –Spencer

Stop touching my stuff!     -Casey

You touch my lenses.      –Aaron

Paul, you’re taking all my scenes. Is it because I didn’t shave, and this is a BYU approved set?    -Aaron

Yes. Because everything we do is BYU approved.    –Paul

I don’t hang out with the gangsters like you do. I’m not a gangster. I’m more of a gamester.     –Spencer

We’ll put another table in there in post.      –Casey

Yeah, I’m the one doing that, so . . . no.    –Micah

I like Jenga.    –Josh

Can you imagine being on set and like, where’d all the grips go? And then you go around the corner and they’re playing this super advanced game of Jenga with all the grip equipment?      -Spencer

The DP did not get approval from the dolly grip.     –John

This donut flopped.      –Casey

You flopped. You flopped out of high school.     –Micah

You flopped out of college.     –Casey

Action is the word people say, right?     -Paul

Yeah.    –Micah

Ok. Action.     –Paul

It’s really fun to watch you working.     –

It’s really fun to work.     –Micah

Put your clothes in the hamper, not on the floor.     –Courtnea

But it’s so much easier. You just kick ‘em off and you’re done.     –Calvin

Did you just call me a child?      -Calvin

Yes. A four year old girl.     –Micah

I’m not great. At this game. I’m great otherwise.    –Joel

I am miserably full.     –Courtnea

Miserably full? It was only half a bagel.     –Shiloh

It was a whole bagel.     –Courtnea

Yeah, but it took you 3 hours to eat the other half.     –Shiloh

True.     –Courtnea

It’d be cool if it wasn’t gay.     –Micah

Micah, you’ve been on a homosexual streak today.     –Casey

I don’t usually drink Coke, so it tastes like Dr. Pepper.      –Aaron

Where’s Spencer?     -Micah

I don’t know, but here’s his binder.     –Shiloh

That’s what I need.     –Micah

This is the exact opposite of a Reuben as far as ratio goes.     –Eric

It’s so weird that you think I don’t like bad news. I love bad news.     –Micah

I make apples from my home and then I sell them online, and I don’t make any money from it.     –Micah

That’s because no one wants to buy poisoned apples.      –Shiloh

Witches do.     –Micah

Yeah, but do they need to, or do they just derive extreme personal satisfaction from it?     -Shiloh

You have a point.     –Micah

Micah, upon further reflection, my response to your response to my statement didn’t quite make sense. About the apples.      –Shiloh

That’s ok. It’s all forgotten. Literally. I’ve forgotten all about it.     –Micah

You’re missing all the quotes!     -Michael

Brush the fog for me.     –Micah

Brushing the fog.     –Spencer

You have puffy cheeks.     –Lizzie

This technically isn’t an add-in shot. Yet.      –Micah

That is cute. With the apple, that is cute. That is freaking cute.    –Paul

Hey Nikki, can we have you sit in your chair?     -Micah

Ah, I was just making friends.     –Nikki

I know, I ruin everything.     –Micah

Don’t act like you haven’t typed on a keyboard before, Nikki.      –Michael

Shiloh, we’ve stolen your seat and we’re reading your diary.     –Lonzo

Ok.     –Shiloh

I can’t believe you would do those things!     -Lonzo

Well, the boys seem to like it.     –Shiloh

We’re not gonna show the computer is fake, are we?      -Paul

Yes. It’s part of the big reveal. We’re gonna reveal she’s crazy!     -Micah

Can I have a caramel apple box?     -Micah

I just realized I do not know where this pen has been, and now it’s in my mouth.      –Nikki

If you’re gonna smoke, can you go outside please?     -Spencer

It’s my house!     -Michael

I want a Steadicam.     –Michael

An iPhone Steadicam? What a nerd.     –Micah

Oh, that looks pretty! How come we’re not moving? Yes!     -Aaron

Makeup! We need makeup for Bunn. Well, it’s more just for us.     –Paul

I don’t think there’s anything I can do.     –Shiloh

Hey! My parents paid good money for this face.     –Michael

They should get a refund.      –Shiloh

I’m racist. It’s too white. I like green websites.     –Micah

And this is a computer screen.    –Nikki

Wanna speed?     -Spencer

Yup.     –Micah

Too late.      –Spencer

Quality is relative, dangit! There is no objective measure.     –Paul

Thank you, Spencer.      –Shiloh

You’re welcome. I knew you’d be missing it.      –Spencer

Well, you certainly were.     –Shiloh

I hate camera people.      –Casey

Aren’t you technically a camera person?      -Shiloh

Why are you coming toward me and smiling?      -Spencer

Did you add another shot after I called Martini?     -Spencer

You called Martini?     -Micah