Steamed Dumplings

We can have a sleepover and put tiny braids in our short hair.     –Joey

Your department rocks. Everyone else is falling behind. Even me.      –Spencer

I need to be tied.     –Joey

I forgot to call last looks. If I forget again . . .      –Spencer

There will be castrations all ‘round.     –Joey

All ‘round?     -Shiloh

No.     –Joey

I do not agree.     –Spencer

I just took a moment to grab a doughnut.     –Nikki

Oh, I see how it is.    –Spencer

Look at you, all cozy.     –Shiloh

I was here when I ate squid for the first time. I was 14. That was a good day.     –Spencer

When you’re done, let me know if we can move to the next shot.      –Spencer

You want to move on?    -Joey

Did I hear that there’s food over there?     -

What are you doing over here? I gave you a whole corner to yourself.     –Spencer

I came over so I could hear you yell for me.     –Shiloh

Oh, you’ll hear me yelling.    –Spencer

Well, being closer shortens my response time.      –Shiloh

I get to hold the pineapple?     -Shiloh

No.     –Spencer

I’m here for my appointment.      –Erik

Oh, they forgot to tell me you were coming.      –Shiloh

That’s ok, I usually pick out a girl when I get here anyway.      –Erik

If a 10 makes you feel better, go for it.      –Rob

10’s make me feel better. I only date 10’s.     –Micah

You better not date 10’s. I think your wife might have something to say about that.     –Shiloh

My wife is a 10. She’s 10’s. I only date 10’s!       -Micah

I’m waiting for Micah to swear at me.     –

You watch. He’s gonna.     –Spencer

Who, Micah? Oh, you’re waiting for him to swear at you.     –Brandon

You’re waiting for me to what?     -Micah

Nothing.     –Brandon

I know what you’re waiting for!     -Micah

Shut your mouth when you talk to me!     -Micah

You gotta plug in the fridge! If you cut, plug in that fridge.     –Joey

You hear everything.     –Spencer

I can’t write it down if I can’t hear it.     –Shiloh

You must have a good memory too.     –Spencer

Not as good as I’d like. I’ve already forgotten half the funny things I’ve heard tonight.     –Shiloh

I hear wiffleball is good for that.     –Spencer

Really?     -Shiloh

I think I might be lying to you.     –Spencer

I think you might be lying, too.      –Shiloh

I enjoy nigh shoots because it always seems like a funky party.      –Rob

I’m going to take a nap.      –Lawrence

The one thing they could do to make a taco better is to wrap it in a Dorito.     –Joey

That does sound good.     –Lawrence

Have you seen my binder?     -Spencer

It’s right here. Brandon had it.     –Shiloh

It keeps running away from me.      –Spencer

It must want to escape pretty bad.     –Shiloh

Yeah. I understand.      –Spencer

Danger is my Chinese neighbor’s middle name.      –Micah

This isn’t what I signed up for. I thought we were gonna have milk and cookies. Talk about our new boyfriends.     –Micah

Well, we have milk and cookies, but no new boyfriends.     –Shiloh

Speak for yourself.      –Micah

Micah! Why didn’t you say anything?     -Shiloh

I lied to you again.     –Spencer

Why you gotta keep lyin’ to me, Spencer?     -Shiloh

Because . . . because it’s fun.      –Spencer

. . . Ok. I can understand that. That’s an acceptable reason.      –Shiloh

I’m trying to figure out how to freeze time.     –Spencer

When you figure it out, let me know.     –Shiloh

I can’t give evil people the secret! I know what you’d do with it.      –Spencer

I wouldn’t tell anyone it was you that gave it to me.     –Shiloh

I’ve got the pineapple, but I’m no good at finding bowls.     –Spencer

Quit lollygagging. We’re gagging on lollipops.     –Micah

We’re gagging on chocolate milk.     –Erik

Stay positive! No doubts! Keep smiling!     -Spencer

I haven’t stopped smiling.     –Shiloh

I hear the doubts in your head. Your head is louder than a . . . well, it’s pretty loud.     –Spencer

I give it about 20 minutes, and then it’s gonna get real funny in here.     –Rob

You think we can’t keep it together?      -Shiloh

When do we ever keep it together?     -Rob

Don’t get hit by that.      –Spencer

Are you guys messing up?     -Spencer

Not me. My part’s perfect, every time.     –Rob

Who’s this lady, and what’s she doing in our kitchen?     -Brandon

I’d like a helping of sleep. It’s delicious.     –Brandon

Is that what not good means? That you have to do it again?     -Spencer

Not not good? So, that means moving on?    -Spencer

Pineapple shot!     -Spencer

Once that’s hung, I’m done.     –Micah

That’s what she said.      –Micah and Erik

Uh-oh. Startin’ to feel like I’ve been up all night.      –Spencer

Um, is that sanitary?       -Jizelle

I showered.      –Erik

Did your pants shower?      -Micah

You look like the Walking Dead. Not that . . I mean . . I can’t recover from that, can I?     -Spencer

I’m gonna get out of the light.     –

Probably a good idea.     –

Let’s get some sound.     –

Sound speeds.     –

Let’s maybe get some slate in there.     –

Dude, don’t look through that window. It’s creepy.     –Spencer

You’re always staring at people. Makin’ ‘em feel bad. About themselves. And their mothers.     –Spencer

It brings happiness and joy to my soul. Bunny bums. Spread the word. Tell your friends.      –Brandon

Micah. Brandon’s glasses. Off or on?     -Shiloh

Off. It makes my life easier.     –Micah

As the director, I say on. I want to be difficult.     –Brandon

As First AC, I say, I’m hungry.     –Erik

That’s not usually something you hear an AC say.     –Micah

No. It’s usually, I’m hungry, mother f-ers.      –Erik

Don’t ride it. Walk with it.       –Micah

That certainly ups your rating.      –Spencer

To S, for sexy.      –Brandon

To A, for awkward.      –Spencer

Are you gonna actually follow her?     -Spencer

No.      –Micah

Good, ‘cuz that actually looks pretty awkward.     –Spencer

Are all the fishies in the shot?     -Brandon

That’s gonna be killer on your thighs.      –Spencer

I’m sorry Brandon. We need better quality in hostesses.     –

Put on your glasses so you don’t trip and die.     –Shiloh

Ah! I can see the floor now.     –Brandon

Let’s keep rolling into our next setup.     –Spencer

I wish I had some muzz.     –Micah

Muzz?     -Erik

Muslin.      –Micah

Don’t get so religious, Micah.     –Brandon

*singing*I am a cupcake

I’ll make you love me

With all my sugary

Goodness.       –Brandon

The more tired I get, the more energetic I get, until I spontaneously combust.      –Brandon

Chinese guy singing George Gershwin in a Japanese restaurant.     –Erik

That sounds like a joke.     –Micah

I just burned 2 clips. But I feel like burned is an unfair word.     –Erik

This is a high profile restaurant, so we can’t put very much food on your plate.     –Benji

You look like such a Chum Lee.     –Micah

So, basically, pretend to like him?     -Shiloh

No. Pretend this is the worst blind date ever.       –Micah

Whoever’s suggestion that was, I appreciate you.      –Brandon

Because he didn’t before.     –Spencer

I demote myself to 2^nd AD. And promote myself back to 1^st AD! Yay!    -Spencer

I hate it when you’re right, and you’re always right. That’s why I always hate you!     -Micah

It’s because I’m left-handed.     –Erik

That doesn’t even make sense!     -Micah

You need to be making a lot more money.     –Micah

You are a good actress. I believed there was a chair there.      –Erik

Wow, that’s a weird lens.    –Brandon

It’s not a weird lens, that’s an awesome lens!       -Micah

Hey. You. Over there.     –

Why would I have chicken when I could have beef?      -Micah

Why have beef when you can have a smorgasbord?      -Spencer

Coats. I hate coats!     -Erik

I feel like you didn’t get very many quotes from me.     –Micah

Micah, you could have your mouth duck taped shut, and I would still be able to get quotes from you.     –Shiloh

I saw my name! It’s like Christmas!    -Brandon

You go backwards to move forwards. Because it makes sense.      –Erik

Erik, quit trying to be a fashion object.    –Micah