You pee-pee heads. Oh wait, we’re gonna have a little girl on set today. –Micah
Yeah, we are. –Brandon
We’ll have to keep a lid on the potty talk. –Micah
Devin is her aunt. I mean, she’s Devin’s aunt. –Alivia’s Mom
Isn’t the light gone that the whole point of getting up this early to shoot was? -Shiloh
I don’t want to talk about it. –Micah
Ok, we won’t talk about it. –Shiloh
Let’s talk about it. –Micah
I’m bipolar. –Micah
You know, in all my years of working with you, I have never noticed it. –Shiloh
I lied. I’m not bipolar. –Micah
There’s a fine line between inspiration and imitation. –Shiloh
It’s not funny, but it’s profound. –Micah
No one’s gonna believe I said it. –Shiloh
Well, you’ve got 2 witnesses. Doesn’t it say by 2 or 3 witnesses? -Micah
So Avatar’s true? -Brandon
What? -Micah
I brought a Pepsi to keep me awake. –Micah
As you drive off the road. –Brandon
These trees are beautiful. –Micah
I wish I had my camera. –Shiloh
I wish I had mine too. –Micah
Shut. Up. –Shiloh
Ow! That just poked me in the eye. –Alivia
My knee? I know, it’s sharp. –Elwon
Let’s pretend you’re a bearded Taylor Swift. This is gonna work so well. –Micah
Oh crap. I just stepped in a hole. –Alivia
Nature is fascinating! -Elwon
Definitely put in the part where we’re laughing. –Elwon
Best apocalypse ever! -Brandon
When do I get to do kung-fu? ‘Cuz I’m excited about that. –Elwon
I gotta pick these off my knees. –Elwon
Your white hairy knees. –Alivia
It’s a good thing I have no self-esteem, or else I would be crushed. –Elwon
I mean, how would you feel if I came up and wrote my name in your skin? -Brandon
Honored. –Elwon
Well, we could act . . . just joking. –Elwon
No brain, no pain. –Elwon
You’re lookin’ a little . . . it’s a film shoot. Aren’t you supposed to dress up or something? -Steve
Do you want the music on? -Shiloh
I think we’re good for this. –Brandon
Do you want your car running? -Shiloh
It’s Micah’s car, so I don’t care. –Brandon
Do you guys wanna watch, see how awesome you look? -Micah
I don’t need to. –Elwon
Sorry. –Micah
For what? -Shiloh
For hating that guy. –Micah
The only difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to be believable. –Brandon
You guys didn’t realize I talk this much. –Elwon
No, we knew you talked this much. We spent 5 minutes with you last time and realized you talk this much. –Shiloh
. . . I’m sorry. –Elwon
If I can give birth to you, I don’t want to date you. –Elwon
The sun doesn’t wait for us! -Micah
I thought you could control that, Micah. –Shiloh
Maybe if I were God! When I’m God, I’m gonna be making the best movies. –Micah
I’m sure you will be. –Shiloh
It’s a car, and we’re sitting in it sideways. It’s so artistic! -Elwon
If you fall in, all that’s gonna happen is you’re gonna get wet. –Shiloh
And it’s gonna hurt. –Micah
And diseases. –Brandon
Shh! -Shiloh
My brain is so stupid! I’m sorry. –Elwon
I’m listening to my brain now. That makes sense. –Elwon
Go go Power Rangers! -Keyko
Whoo! There it goes. –Micah
Did you just pee? -Alivia
No, the water just hit screechy point. –Micah
Which is right below the waist. –Brandon
Why would they put sharp rocks in the river? -Micah
Just for you, Micah. –Shiloh
Hey guys, please make sure to pick up your trash. –Shiloh
Sorry, we can’t pick up you. –Alivia
I’m all sweaty. –Elwon
Why? It’s not like you’re doing anything. –Shiloh
Well, I do more than just stand around on set by my makeup kit. –Elwon
You’re talkin’ to a guy who doesn’t watch a lot of tv. –Elwon
And you call yourself an actor? -Micah
Uh, yeah. –Elwon
This might offend someone, but uh . . . I couldn’t finish John Carter. –Elwon
I think I woulda loved this more if the music had been done by Hans Zimmer. Then it would have been legit. –Elwon
It’s like a nightmare, but happy. –Brandon
That doesn’t make any sense. –Micah
That’s a great happy nightmare. –Brandon
I think they have different words for a happy nightmare. –Micah
You guys are like, 20 years younger than me, and I was schooling all of them. –Elwon
You just passed my house, but it’s ok. –Micah
Look at you! You’re all grownup now. –Elwon
Do you have internet here? -Brandon
What do you think this is, the Stone Age? -Micah
So, premise of this movie, guy gets set up on a blind date and picks up the wrong girl. –Brandon
That sounds awesome. –Elwon
Now I want to know what the setup is. This is so random! -Elwon
You can’t make your face turn into ET face! -Brandon
You know, I grew up in Montana, so we got bored a lot. –Elwon
This time I will act. –Elwon
That would be helpful. –Shiloh
For the first time ever! -Alivia
Well, after I saw your ninja play . . . –Brandon
What’s that supposed to mean? -Elwon
It means you’re intense. –Brandon
Cheetos and water. Breakfast of kings. –Steve
Another one of those. Maybe 2. –Micah
I don’t need to see it. I am it. –Elwon
I can balance like this cuz I have sexy toy flaps. –
Micah left us. –
Yes, he did. –
I feel abandoned! -
You should. –
Is there a reason Micah is shirtless? -Brandon
Micah’s shirtless? What? Why is Micah’s shirt always off in this shoot? –Shiloh
Fine. No one help me. –Alivia
You’re a big girl. –Shiloh
It was good. It wasn’t perfect. –Micah
Yes! Yes! Ok, ok, stop. Stop fighting! -Micah
Look at you, bein’ all fancy. –Shiloh
That’s ‘cuz I’m fancy. Fancy-cakes. –Micah
Just call me MacGuyver. –Shiloh
Yeah! I’m Micah’s B! -Brandon
We know. –Shiloh
What else is new? -Rob
Who isn’t? -Shiloh
Makeup. Yay makeup. –Elwon
Dude. Look how epic you look. –Micah
That’s pretty epic. –Elwon
You could ignore us and then talk nasty behind our back and it’d still be gracious. –Brandon
Savannah, he’s 16. Will you wait for him? -Steve
That would be robbing the cradle. –Savannah
There is no cradle in the apocalypse. –Brandon
Brandon, you are showing . . . –Elwon
So much midriff. –Brandon
Oh my gosh. I feel so good about what I do. –Elwon
Have you ever read The Road? -Brandon
No. –Elwon
But I’ve driven on it. –Steve
He has musical turetz. Let’s not talk about it. –Micah
Did you just bite my leg? -Elwon
If you get me sick, I will beat you. With an apple branch. –Shiloh
So, if I have AIDS, do they want my plasma? -Micah
It’s the apocalypse. We can do what we want. –Elwon
Oh. Oh yeah. –Brandon and Micah
What are they watching? -Elwon
I just got violated in a Korean way. –Elwon
Awkward in the orchard. It’s a segment. –Savannah
Why is that funny? I was mad. –Micah
Wow. It doesn’t even look like they’re separated. –Brandon
That’s the point, Brandon. –Micah
Everybody do the Micah! -Alyssa
You can’t do this! This took 18 years of practice! -Micah
Stop mocking me! I feel like I’m back in high school. –Micah
That was great. I liked that one. Now, back to one. Let’s do it again. –Micah
*phone ringing*
Alyssa, see who it is. –Steve
It stopped, so it’s ok. –Alyssa
I might pee my pants. I mean, this dress. –Savannah
I feel so excluded. –Micah
Nice, Brandon. –Shiloh
Yeah, I’m pretty amazing. –Brandon
It just wants some water in the pocket. –Elwon
Did you have a lot of fun on Saturday, waiting for me? -Elwon
I’ll switch you. You look like a fairy with those. No. I’m kidding. You look pretty. –Savannah
Don’t do anything Asian right now, please. I will laugh so hard. –Savannah
Make sure to look at the camera the whole time. They love it when you do that. –Elwon
The camera loves it when you do that. –Micah
A lot of the editors in Utah, umm . . . –Brandon
They like boys. –Micah
Let’s do it again. I walked into a branch and it ruined the shot. –Brandon
It was actually super pretty. –Savannah
If you like stuff that looks like dead spider stuff! It didn’t look pretty in the camera. –Micah
I was almost peeing my pants right there. –Savannah
TMI. –Micah
Can you move the shit . . . the bounce board? -Brandon
Are you ready for epic-osity? -Micah
Oh no, it stopped! I had epic-osity going! -Micah
I put a camera on you, you act! -Micah
What are you writing down? -
Everything. –Shiloh
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