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We’re just waiting on the Ho.    –Micah

What was that?     -Paul

Fairy twirls.     –Brandon

And are those . . .     –Paul

It’s just looking like a fairy while you twirl. Nothing special.    –Brandon

Oh.     –Paul

I hope it’s funny.     –Paul

Well, Micah’s running things, so . . .     –Brandon

Next thing you know, we’ve got foam websites in the back of a truck and uh . . .     –Paul

We’re in a caravan.     –Shiloh

And we’re in a caravan!    -Paul

Eat, poop, eat, poop, eat, poop, hamburger. The life of a cow.     –Brandon

Hey Bunn, do you wanna go get tights on?     -Paul

Hey Sound, what’s your name?     -Grant

Brandon, but I respond to both.     –Brandon

When we cut this all together, it’s gonna look great.     –Grant

Or retarded, which is great.    –Micah

Do you want me in another website? ‘Cuz that one’s pretty hashed.     –Grant

It is destroyed.     –Calvin

What are you doing outside of your website?!    -Micah

You keeping him decent?     -Paul

Well, you’re all looking so it’s not working!    -Micah

Hey Bunn, can you grab my bag for me?    -Micah

Yeah, sure. (aside) My title is Micah’s B.      –Michael

So, the tights were completely unnecessary.      –Paul

I don’t even care.     –Calvin

You might care when you sit down.      –Paul

What the crikey?     -Micah

How about we come up with better ideas than what we’re saying?     -Micah

Sites do social grooming. Didn’t you know that?     -Paul

Where are your sticks, Paul?      -Michael or Brandon

Paul didn’t stick it to us.     –Micah

Oh my gosh.     –Paul

Yes, they’re real!     -Felipe

That’s what she said.      –Micah

Next time you suggest that, you’ll be fired.     –Micah

Ew. You licked your site.     –Paul

That just sounds a little too corny.     –Paul

Embrace the cheese!     -Brandon

Did that hurt?    -Jared

No, no. I’m protecting my stuff.     –Felipe

Paul, that might hit my face.     –Michael

You know, breaking branches is hazardous stuff.     –Paul

Close your eyes.    – Jared

May I approach the bench, your honor?     -Jared

You may.     –Micah

Don’t confuse me! You have a fragile performer.      –Jared

This isn’t too close to the Croc Hunter thing, is it?     -Paul

No!     -Micah, Brandon, Shiloh

Oh Steve. Why’d you have to go and get a sting ray through the heart?     -Paul

Give you a little more height. More inner thigh. That’s better.      –Paul

We know what our customers like.     –Felipe

Men’s thighs are better?     -Micah

Well, I was actually doing it for you Micah, but I didn’t wanna call you out.      –Paul

We want . . . yes. The awkward crotch shot.     –Michael

Those rocks were put there by aliens. No man would stack rocks like that.       –Micah

Tell me when you’re going so I can suck in.    –Jared

Get your hands out of your pants!    -Micah

It’s an homage to awkward men everywhere.     –Micah

Paul, you’re so needy. Wah wah wah, micromanage here, micromanage there.    –Michael

Did you get any from me?     -Felipe

A few.    –Shiloh

Oh good! Which ones?      -Felipe

The ones on my pants.     –Shiloh

Oh…      -Felipe

Is this awkward?   -Micah

Not for me.     –Jared

Do what Paul did, but better.     –Micah

It’s impossible. Paul, that was tremendous.     –Jared

Can I have a full apple?    -Micah

No. No, you can’t.     –Shiloh

This rock is my full apple.     –Micah

I want Jared’s cheesy face.    –Michael

Who doesn’t?     -Micah

I’m so angry right now, I just vomited all over myself.     –Micah

All actors do yoga.    –Michael

I only know 2 actors that do yoga.     –Shiloh

I do yoga.     –Jared

I only know 3 actors that do yoga.    –Shiloh

I do yoga.     –Brandon

I still only know 3 actors that do yoga.    –Shiloh

3 actors and a sound guy.    –Jared

2 actors and a sound guy walk into a bar.    –Michael

The actors say, “Ow.” The sound guy says, “That sounded great!”    -Brandon

Each of those things was a thing.     –Paul

Airplane.      –Brandon

Yes it is. I’ve seen that movie.    –Micah

Hey Paul, how ‘bout you get out of the shot so we can go?     -Micah

Ok.     –Paul

Son of a biscuit-eater!      -Micah

Wow.     –Jared

Oh, stupidhead. That’s what they called me in high school.     –

Is that all they called you in high school?    -

Well, yes.     –

Star Trek is for the gay people that don’t like Star Wars.     –Micah

I like both.     –Shiloh

Star Trek is for the non-gay people that also like Star Wars.      –Micah

So, what we’re gonna do in this scene . . .    –Paul

Knock on my trailer door before you speak to me.     –Jared

We don’t do that here.      –Paul

Oh yeah. I don’t have a door. Go ahead.     –Jared

His poor mother. Can you imagine having to raise him?     -Felipe

I think you need to frolic more, Micah.     –Tiffany

I’m gonna come frolic. Film me!     -Paul

Micah is hogging the quote book.     –Michael

I was sitting right next to him.     –Shiloh

Micah, you are a quote whore.      –Michael

I don’t know what I’m saying.     –Micah

Do you ever?    -Shiloh

I was in that one.     –Micah

No. You actually weren’t in that conversation.     –Shiloh

I was probably working.     –Micah

It just sucked up my weekend from reverse.     –Grant

I wish we didn’t rent anything. I don’t wanna go return everything tonight.     –Micah

I don’t rent anything.     –Shiloh

. . . I’m not gonna say it, cuz I don’t want it there for everyone to see.     –Micah

I promise I won’t write it down.     –Shiloh

Sure you won’t.     –Micah