BlueHost

Shut the back door.    –Micah

Son of a bishop.     –Lawrence

Do we have a slate?    -Chris

I don’t think so.     –Brandon

Well, I’m the editor, so it’s all good.     –Micah

You can do me right now if you want.      –Lawrence

I can do you? Really?      -Shiloh

Yeah. But not in front of her.     –Lawrence

It’s like you just had 7 Red Bulls.     –Micah

Maybe 3.     –Paul

Well, I’ve never had a Red Bull, so . . .     –Micah

Yeah, this smells good. You should get it.      –Lawrence

Do you like Eric the Spikemaster or Spikemaster Eric?      -Lawrence

Eric the Spikemaster.      –Eric

Roll sound please.     –Chris

Lights are in my eyes.     –Micah

You look a little too high.     –Micah

Just to warn you, I’m gonna come up to you randomly and touch you.     –Shiloh

Oh, ok. Lawrence said that too.    –McKenzie

Here at Bluehost, we decided to put the power of Bluehost in our 1^st A.D.      –Brandon

Holding on the sun.     –Lawrence

No, don’t do that! That’ll just make it worse. Cuz it’s going the wrong way.      –Shiloh

I meant hold it, like, holding it in place . . . Yeah, I guess you’re right.      –Lawrence

Don’t mind the bulldozer in the background.     –Brandon

Just scrap it, Bunn.     –Micah

What am I supposed to do then?       -Michael

Just look pretty.       –Micah

We’re talking about buying stuff on e-Bay just to say you bought it off e-Bay.      –Micah or Brandon

That sounds gross, disgusting, and uncalled for.     –Micah

Let’s try it.      –Shiloh

Did I make it in your movie?      -Michael

I slayed this sheep for you.     –Lawrence

You just sat on my mat box.      –Micah

That sounds dirty, Micah.     –Paul

So, Lawrence. I noticed you came out of the closet.      –Brandon

I did. It was liberating.     –Lawrence

I’m gonna go make sure the bed looks used.     –Brandon

I’m small spoon!    -Lawrence

What?     -McKenzie

You heard me.     –Lawrence

No!!      -McKenzie

Camera stole my spot again!      -Spencer

Camera gets everything.      –Eric

Hey Spencer, it’s a little dark.      –Micah

Yes, it is. That’s what I thought you were going for.       –Spencer

You know I love you. Russ, I talk about you all the time.     –Spencer

I don’t blame you.      –Russell

Where’s your guys, Spencer?      -Micah

They’re outside. Working.     –Spencer

I feel like we’re in a relationship now.     –Michael

Can you be . . . nevermind.     –Michael

He’s really bad at clapping.     –Micah

I’m sorry.     –Chris

If Micah were a movie character, he’d be Garth from the second Wayne’s World.     –Brandon

Hey guys, they want me to let you know they’re rolling.     –Shiloh

We’re having a conversation!      -Michael

Don’t shoot the messenger!      -Shiloh

Get your creep on!      -Micah

Wash it, fix it, break a window so we can film through it. I don’t care.     –Paul

That’s exactly what I was going to say!     -Spencer

You guys are dorks.    –Lawrence

You’re a dork.     –Micah

Your face is a dork.     –Lawrence

Shut up, Richard.     –Micah

You’re in the shot.     –Micah

I’m in the shot?     -Eric

Yeah. Get out, and take the chair with you.     –Micah

This isn’t the most comfortable carpet ever.     –Eric

No, but it’s probably the cheapest carpet ever.     –Shiloh

Eric.      –Micah

What?     -Eric

Eric, I need you.     –Micah

Can’t you just tell me what you need?     -Eric

Frosting.       –

Spencer, will you quit lurking? Please? Just quit.      –Shiloh

What?! But it’s what I do. It’s my talent.     –Spencer

We have every range from “creepy” to “I don’t know.”     -Micah

Be effing adorable.     –Paul

In an annoying way.      –Micah

There was just this nasty thing of light coming through.      –Micah

I don’t know what I’m doing.      –Brandon

I’m planning on heading towards those two gentlemen over there.      –Eric

Well, your plan of action is not going to help us.      –Shiloh

There is a lot of traffic here. Does not make me a happy bug.       –Brandon

Haha, you didn’t win anything!     -Micah

You suck, man.       –Paul

*crushing a bottle*

Do you know what I’m imagining this is right now?     -Eric

My face?     -Shiloh

No. A squirrel. That’s how mad I am.      –Eric

*conversation about Five Guys vs. In’N’Out*

You can like them both you know.     –Shiloh

It’s like being a Jehovah’s Witness and a Mormon at the same time.     –Michael

No, it’s not. It’s not even comparable.     –Shiloh

It’s like loving your mom and dad at the same time.       –Brandon

Yeah, but my mom’s a lot cheaper.       –Michael

I’m sad I’m not in here.      –Aaron

Well, maybe if you’d talk once in a while.     –Shiloh

I guess I’ll have to work on that.      –Aaron

Yeah, you don’t have a lot of quote-ability.      –Brandon

I don’t work with douche-bags.      -Micah