The Golden Cord

Don’t you just love making comments about other people’s conversations?     -Phil

He’s setting a good pace because he’s a tall bastard.      –DL

Come here. Stop being pathetic.    –Shi

You have such a way with words.      –DL

Fly true, brave little copter. Fly strong and swift.     –DL

With my mom around, I can’t have these kinds of conversations.     –Jakob

My thong came off again.     –DL

I’ve been walked on before. It’s not fun.      –Jakob

Weirdoes.     –Eric

You’re just jealous.     –Shi

It’s all about being mean. That’s what gets you far in life.      –Jarom

No more post jokes. I’m sick of ‘em.      –Jarom

I’m gonna come over there with this blade of grass and cut off your head. It’s going to take a very long time.      –Spencer

There’s two people coming. They’ve got sawed off shotguns. Is that bad?      -Jarom

I’ve got a Warhammer. He can’t do jack.      –Jakob

It’s about a 17 mile hike.      –Spencer

Don’t make me kill you, Spencer.      –Shi

I don’t drink water. Whiskey only.      –Jarom

Did dwarves ever exist? No.      –Michael

How dare you say that?      -Jarom

This is the most ghetto thing ever! Let’s try it.      –Spencer

Du-ude!      -Jarom

What?      -Spencer

I feel so ugly.      –Ansel

It’s not ugly, it’s just . . . unfortunate.      –Shi

You totally nailed it . . . until you slipped on a rock.      –Brandon

Are you grumbling over there?      -DL

No. I’m making fun. There’s a difference.      –Shi
Oh.      –DL

What are you doing tomorrow?      -DL

Getting yelled at by Brandon.       –Shi
Why?      -DL
Because their units will be touching.       –Paul

Code brown! Paul, we have a code brown!      -Brandon

Son of a . . . I’ve been trying to get away from that.      –Paul

You’re fine, Shea.      –Shi

I’ll say.      –Shea

Let’s do it again!      -Brandon

Your mom!       -DL

As an actor, I would jump kick a shark.      –Shea

You should put that in your portfolio.        –Brandon
It is.       –Shea
Oh! I missed that.       –Brandon

Dude, whipped hair is sexy. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.       –Brandon

Stallone and Schwarzenegger. Two guys who need subtitles even though they’re speaking English.      –Eric

You have no empathy, woman!      -Eric

I have . . . lots of empathy.       –Shi
Just not for you.       –Corey
Oh, that’s cold. I’m gonna go throw myself on those sharp rocks.      –Eric
That would hurt.       –Corey
That would be funny. I mean . . .      –Shi
See? Sociopath.      –Eric
What are you gonna do about it?       -Shi
Nothing. Sociopaths are invincible.      –Eric
At least you know it.       –Shi

What incentives can we offer our extras for tomorrow?      -DL

I told everyone they’d be able to see you topless.       –Brandon
And all of a sudden our extras are down to one.      –Jakob

Are there more out there?       -Shi

Are there Mormons out there?      -Shea

We’re dwarves. We can’t dress ourselves.     –Jakob

You better chaűng yourself before you wrong yourself.       –Shea

I can’t tell what is my beard and what is my hood.      –DL

Is it bad to call them humans?       -DL

Yes.       –Paul

I have to argue with you!      -DL

Don’t.       –Jakob
Spoken like a true husband.       –DL

Look at all those ladies around him.      –Shi

Hey. I’ve had dreams of this. Don’t ruin it.       –Jakob
Then shouldn’t it be happening to you?      -Shi

I’m creaking like a cricket in heat.      –Brandon

Can we make this a musical?       -

I am not presenting myself as a dwarf, I am presenting myself as an elf.       –Brandon

I’m so pretty!      -Jakob

I used to play soccer. In Argentina. Which is kind of like playing football here.      –Brandon

So you’re Spencer’s wife’s brother.       –Barry

Yeah. That’s how I get roped into this shit.      –Steve

Shea, we’re not obsessed with food when I say we’re trading in this half apple for a pancake.      –Corey

Little bit.      –Shea
No.      –Corey
I want a pancake.       –Shea

I’m not a good delegator.      –Spencer

You’re a horrible delegator.      –Shi

I haven’t heard him say anything funny, so I can’t really gauge.      –Shi

It’s because I’m a guy and I have a one track mind.       –Travis

Every time Shiloh smiles, it rains.       –Eric

Every time . . . (long pause)      -Jarom
It’s ok, we’ll wait.      –Eric

What could happen?     Corey

Uh, dogs could get wet, go on a rampage and bite someone. A nose could fall off.       –Brandon
Actually, that could happen.       –Corey

Everybody dies.      –Corey

So this is J.R. Martin?      -Melissa
 
You have been warned.      –Shi
What?       -Travis
And if you can’t remember why, that’s your problem.       –Shi
I have lots of problems. I have 99 problems.       –Travis
Only 99? I’m jealous.       –Shi

Your name . . . Shiiiiloh? Your name makes me nervous.       -Jarom