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If I could throw up cameras, I’d be bulimic.       –Micah

I’ve already got a problem.     –Micah

Note to self, never rent this matte box again.    –Micah

Another one of those terms I just don’t care to know. Dolly grip.     –Paul

Oh yeah, this polarizer doesn’t work either.    –Micah

Did you rent anything that works?      -Shiloh

This works!    -Micah (pointing to camera)

I can make up a quote right now.     –Paul

I am ready to insert my opinion where it is not needed.      –Michael

If Eric would just step out of the way, I could see what’s happening.     –Aaron

Is it gonna look like she’s sauntering, or . . .       –Paul

Walking with purpose.     –Courtnea

Nothing wrong with a good saunter.     –Shiloh

We’re ready whenever. Sorry, not to speak for Micah, but . . .     –Aaron

But we are.      –Micah

Do you go out of your way to butcher languages?     -Shiloh

Uh, yeah. Mercy buckets.      –Micah

How’s it lookin’ guys? I mean, I’m looking extremely attractive, but how’s the camera looking?     -Micah

Have you looked in a mirror lately?     -Shiloh

Yeah. And it said, “Don’t ever change.” And then I said, “Well, not in front of you! That’s disgusting!”    -Micah

Now, what I want is a fight scene in the background.     –Micah

I’m sure you do.     –Shiloh

I got fat all of a sudden.     –Paul

And bring a stupid clamp!     -Micah

Don’t call him names. That’s not nice.     –Calvin

Well, he’s not stupid.     –Micah

I am a good actor. I. Am. A. Good. Actor. That was amazing.     –Paul

Ok, you guys got 20 minutes to set this up.      –Spencer

Let’s take a break.     –Casey

If you can do it in 10, I will love you for life.     –Spencer

Stop touching my stuff!     -Casey

You touch my lenses.      –Aaron

Paul, you’re taking all my scenes. Is it because I didn’t shave, and this is a BYU approved set?    -Aaron

Yes. Because everything we do is BYU approved.    –Paul

I don’t hang out with the gangsters like you do. I’m not a gangster. I’m more of a gamester.     –Spencer

We’ll put another table in there in post.      –Casey

Yeah, I’m the one doing that, so . . . no.    –Micah

I like Jenga.    –Josh

Can you imagine being on set and like, where’d all the grips go? And then you go around the corner and they’re playing this super advanced game of Jenga with all the grip equipment?      -Spencer

The DP did not get approval from the dolly grip.     –John

This donut flopped.      –Casey

You flopped. You flopped out of high school.     –Micah

You flopped out of college.     –Casey

Action is the word people say, right?     -Paul

Yeah.    –Micah

Ok. Action.     –Paul

It’s really fun to watch you working.     –

It’s really fun to work.     –Micah

Put your clothes in the hamper, not on the floor.     –Courtnea

But it’s so much easier. You just kick ‘em off and you’re done.     –Calvin

Did you just call me a child?      -Calvin

Yes. A four year old girl.     –Micah

I’m not great. At this game. I’m great otherwise.    –Joel

I am miserably full.     –Courtnea

Miserably full? It was only half a bagel.     –Shiloh

It was a whole bagel.     –Courtnea

Yeah, but it took you 3 hours to eat the other half.     –Shiloh

True.     –Courtnea

It’d be cool if it wasn’t gay.     –Micah

Micah, you’ve been on a homosexual streak today.     –Casey

I don’t usually drink Coke, so it tastes like Dr. Pepper.      –Aaron

Where’s Spencer?     -Micah

I don’t know, but here’s his binder.     –Shiloh

That’s what I need.     –Micah

This is the exact opposite of a Reuben as far as ratio goes.     –Eric

It’s so weird that you think I don’t like bad news. I love bad news.     –Micah

I make apples from my home and then I sell them online, and I don’t make any money from it.     –Micah

That’s because no one wants to buy poisoned apples.      –Shiloh

Witches do.     –Micah

Yeah, but do they need to, or do they just derive extreme personal satisfaction from it?     -Shiloh

You have a point.     –Micah

Micah, upon further reflection, my response to your response to my statement didn’t quite make sense. About the apples.      –Shiloh

That’s ok. It’s all forgotten. Literally. I’ve forgotten all about it.     –Micah

You’re missing all the quotes!     -Michael

Brush the fog for me.     –Micah

Brushing the fog.     –Spencer

You have puffy cheeks.     –Lizzie

This technically isn’t an add-in shot. Yet.      –Micah

That is cute. With the apple, that is cute. That is freaking cute.    –Paul

Hey Nikki, can we have you sit in your chair?     -Micah

Ah, I was just making friends.     –Nikki

I know, I ruin everything.     –Micah

Don’t act like you haven’t typed on a keyboard before, Nikki.      –Michael

Shiloh, we’ve stolen your seat and we’re reading your diary.     –Lonzo

Ok.     –Shiloh

I can’t believe you would do those things!     -Lonzo

Well, the boys seem to like it.     –Shiloh

We’re not gonna show the computer is fake, are we?      -Paul

Yes. It’s part of the big reveal. We’re gonna reveal she’s crazy!     -Micah

Can I have a caramel apple box?     -Micah

I just realized I do not know where this pen has been, and now it’s in my mouth.      –Nikki

If you’re gonna smoke, can you go outside please?     -Spencer

It’s my house!     -Michael

I want a Steadicam.     –Michael

An iPhone Steadicam? What a nerd.     –Micah

Oh, that looks pretty! How come we’re not moving? Yes!     -Aaron

Makeup! We need makeup for Bunn. Well, it’s more just for us.     –Paul

I don’t think there’s anything I can do.     –Shiloh

Hey! My parents paid good money for this face.     –Michael

They should get a refund.      –Shiloh

I’m racist. It’s too white. I like green websites.     –Micah

And this is a computer screen.    –Nikki

Wanna speed?     -Spencer

Yup.     –Micah

Too late.      –Spencer

Quality is relative, dangit! There is no objective measure.     –Paul

Thank you, Spencer.      –Shiloh

You’re welcome. I knew you’d be missing it.      –Spencer

Well, you certainly were.     –Shiloh

I hate camera people.      –Casey

Aren’t you technically a camera person?      -Shiloh

Why are you coming toward me and smiling?      -Spencer

Did you add another shot after I called Martini?     -Spencer

You called Martini?     -Micah

Moon Trance

It’s Hollywood grade stuff I use.   –Dale

I’ll feel right at home then.     –Gavi

These are the makeup guys.     –Lindsey

Oh, we’re all buddies already.     –Gavi

Livin’ the dream. Bein’ a zombie.     –Zack

No one’s gonna recognize you.     –Hayden

I could just lie, and say I’m in lots of videos that I’m not.     –Zack

Like the dog?      -Zack

*glare*     -Shiloh

Shiloh’s a dog.     –Zack

Not like the dog. You just lost 10 cool points.    –Shiloh

I’m  a sleepy zombie.     –Zack

I wonder if there’s any drinks in that fridge. Ok, who wants to go look?    -Zack

You want one, you go look.     –Maddie

Can’t I send a messenger?     -Zack

Those shoes look cute on you. I like your style.    –Zack

I feel like Gandalf. Smoking his pipe.     –Jake

It just goes with the look right now.    –Melanie

Shut up and go to the bathroom.     –Zack

How come I keep seeing zombies walking back and forth?    -Katie

Did you bring your motorcycle?    -Maddie

Did I bring it? I rode it.     –Zack

Oh my toesie-woesis, they’re  a little cold.     –Zack

It’s so nice to see you guys over there together. It just feels right. Feels like home.     –Lindsey

Shut up before I eat your face.     –Drew

Zombie fight!     -Gavi

Did you just write down, “Band members are acting like children.”?     -Gavi

I can if you’d like me to.     –Shiloh

I’m gonna be a good zombie.      –Zack

A zombie’s gotta eat when a zombie’s gotta eat.      –Maddie

That’s a knee slapper.     –Zack

That’s a thigh jiggler.     –Hayden

That’s gross.      –Zack

I feel like he just one-upped me.    –Zack

This looks like blood.     –Zack

It is.     –Shiloh

That’s gross.     –Zack

Don’t open the door.     –Hayden

There’s zombies out there.      –Shiloh

I’ve already had a good 24 pieces.       –Maddie

Nobody eat that piece of pizza! I have to pee again. I know, I have to pee so much. I had a baby, that’s why I have to pee so much.    –Melanie

You’re so awkward.     –Maddie

This is working guys. We’re having fun.     –Zack

Vampires are cooler than zombies.     –Shiloh

Zombies are cooler.     –Hayden

Vampires are.     –Shiloh

Zombies.      –Hayden

I don’t really like either. I’m more into princesses.     –Zack

285. That was a magical time.     –Nathan

Oh, 319.     –Nathan

Back when they let us do whatever we wanted.     –Chloe

Thank you pizza, for warming my gloves.      –Nathan

Zack’s still not scaring me. He looks like a nice zombie.    –Maddie

If you wear your hair like that, you will attract some interesting friends.     –Zack

I feel like a warrior with this outfit on. It’s like Bane’s face suit, but on my body.     –Jake

I would just like to get done before 6 a.m.      –Katie

That’s a really good goal.    –Chloe

Is it time to get cold?     -Zack

I feel like I’m getting a cold.     –Jake

Do you want some Advil?     -Katie

No, I’m fine . . . Yeah, I’d like some Advil.     –Jake

Is anyone staying the whole night?     -Katie

That cricket is.     –Dale

Don’t tease me, bro.     –Dale

Yes, I’m that guy.      –Dale

I just want some Taco Bell.     –Riley

I’m changing my mind.      –Nathan

That was a cold apple.    –

Steamed Dumplings

We can have a sleepover and put tiny braids in our short hair.     –Joey

Your department rocks. Everyone else is falling behind. Even me.      –Spencer

I need to be tied.     –Joey

I forgot to call last looks. If I forget again . . .      –Spencer

There will be castrations all ‘round.     –Joey

All ‘round?     -Shiloh

No.     –Joey

I do not agree.     –Spencer

I just took a moment to grab a doughnut.     –Nikki

Oh, I see how it is.    –Spencer

Look at you, all cozy.     –Shiloh

I was here when I ate squid for the first time. I was 14. That was a good day.     –Spencer

When you’re done, let me know if we can move to the next shot.      –Spencer

You want to move on?    -Joey

Did I hear that there’s food over there?     -

What are you doing over here? I gave you a whole corner to yourself.     –Spencer

I came over so I could hear you yell for me.     –Shiloh

Oh, you’ll hear me yelling.    –Spencer

Well, being closer shortens my response time.      –Shiloh

I get to hold the pineapple?     -Shiloh

No.     –Spencer

I’m here for my appointment.      –Erik

Oh, they forgot to tell me you were coming.      –Shiloh

That’s ok, I usually pick out a girl when I get here anyway.      –Erik

If a 10 makes you feel better, go for it.      –Rob

10’s make me feel better. I only date 10’s.     –Micah

You better not date 10’s. I think your wife might have something to say about that.     –Shiloh

My wife is a 10. She’s 10’s. I only date 10’s!       -Micah

I’m waiting for Micah to swear at me.     –

You watch. He’s gonna.     –Spencer

Who, Micah? Oh, you’re waiting for him to swear at you.     –Brandon

You’re waiting for me to what?     -Micah

Nothing.     –Brandon

I know what you’re waiting for!     -Micah

Shut your mouth when you talk to me!     -Micah

You gotta plug in the fridge! If you cut, plug in that fridge.     –Joey

You hear everything.     –Spencer

I can’t write it down if I can’t hear it.     –Shiloh

You must have a good memory too.     –Spencer

Not as good as I’d like. I’ve already forgotten half the funny things I’ve heard tonight.     –Shiloh

I hear wiffleball is good for that.     –Spencer

Really?     -Shiloh

I think I might be lying to you.     –Spencer

I think you might be lying, too.      –Shiloh

I enjoy nigh shoots because it always seems like a funky party.      –Rob

I’m going to take a nap.      –Lawrence

The one thing they could do to make a taco better is to wrap it in a Dorito.     –Joey

That does sound good.     –Lawrence

Have you seen my binder?     -Spencer

It’s right here. Brandon had it.     –Shiloh

It keeps running away from me.      –Spencer

It must want to escape pretty bad.     –Shiloh

Yeah. I understand.      –Spencer

Danger is my Chinese neighbor’s middle name.      –Micah

This isn’t what I signed up for. I thought we were gonna have milk and cookies. Talk about our new boyfriends.     –Micah

Well, we have milk and cookies, but no new boyfriends.     –Shiloh

Speak for yourself.      –Micah

Micah! Why didn’t you say anything?     -Shiloh

I lied to you again.     –Spencer

Why you gotta keep lyin’ to me, Spencer?     -Shiloh

Because . . . because it’s fun.      –Spencer

. . . Ok. I can understand that. That’s an acceptable reason.      –Shiloh

I’m trying to figure out how to freeze time.     –Spencer

When you figure it out, let me know.     –Shiloh

I can’t give evil people the secret! I know what you’d do with it.      –Spencer

I wouldn’t tell anyone it was you that gave it to me.     –Shiloh

I’ve got the pineapple, but I’m no good at finding bowls.     –Spencer

Quit lollygagging. We’re gagging on lollipops.     –Micah

We’re gagging on chocolate milk.     –Erik

Stay positive! No doubts! Keep smiling!     -Spencer

I haven’t stopped smiling.     –Shiloh

I hear the doubts in your head. Your head is louder than a . . . well, it’s pretty loud.     –Spencer

I give it about 20 minutes, and then it’s gonna get real funny in here.     –Rob

You think we can’t keep it together?      -Shiloh

When do we ever keep it together?     -Rob

Don’t get hit by that.      –Spencer

Are you guys messing up?     -Spencer

Not me. My part’s perfect, every time.     –Rob

Who’s this lady, and what’s she doing in our kitchen?     -Brandon

I’d like a helping of sleep. It’s delicious.     –Brandon

Is that what not good means? That you have to do it again?     -Spencer

Not not good? So, that means moving on?    -Spencer

Pineapple shot!     -Spencer

Once that’s hung, I’m done.     –Micah

That’s what she said.      –Micah and Erik

Uh-oh. Startin’ to feel like I’ve been up all night.      –Spencer

Um, is that sanitary?       -Jizelle

I showered.      –Erik

Did your pants shower?      -Micah

You look like the Walking Dead. Not that . . I mean . . I can’t recover from that, can I?     -Spencer

I’m gonna get out of the light.     –

Probably a good idea.     –

Let’s get some sound.     –

Sound speeds.     –

Let’s maybe get some slate in there.     –

Dude, don’t look through that window. It’s creepy.     –Spencer

You’re always staring at people. Makin’ ‘em feel bad. About themselves. And their mothers.     –Spencer

It brings happiness and joy to my soul. Bunny bums. Spread the word. Tell your friends.      –Brandon

Micah. Brandon’s glasses. Off or on?     -Shiloh

Off. It makes my life easier.     –Micah

As the director, I say on. I want to be difficult.     –Brandon

As First AC, I say, I’m hungry.     –Erik

That’s not usually something you hear an AC say.     –Micah

No. It’s usually, I’m hungry, mother f-ers.      –Erik

Don’t ride it. Walk with it.       –Micah

That certainly ups your rating.      –Spencer

To S, for sexy.      –Brandon

To A, for awkward.      –Spencer

Are you gonna actually follow her?     -Spencer

No.      –Micah

Good, ‘cuz that actually looks pretty awkward.     –Spencer

Are all the fishies in the shot?     -Brandon

That’s gonna be killer on your thighs.      –Spencer

I’m sorry Brandon. We need better quality in hostesses.     –

Put on your glasses so you don’t trip and die.     –Shiloh

Ah! I can see the floor now.     –Brandon

Let’s keep rolling into our next setup.     –Spencer

I wish I had some muzz.     –Micah

Muzz?     -Erik

Muslin.      –Micah

Don’t get so religious, Micah.     –Brandon

*singing*I am a cupcake

I’ll make you love me

With all my sugary

Goodness.       –Brandon

The more tired I get, the more energetic I get, until I spontaneously combust.      –Brandon

Chinese guy singing George Gershwin in a Japanese restaurant.     –Erik

That sounds like a joke.     –Micah

I just burned 2 clips. But I feel like burned is an unfair word.     –Erik

This is a high profile restaurant, so we can’t put very much food on your plate.     –Benji

You look like such a Chum Lee.     –Micah

So, basically, pretend to like him?     -Shiloh

No. Pretend this is the worst blind date ever.       –Micah

Whoever’s suggestion that was, I appreciate you.      –Brandon

Because he didn’t before.     –Spencer

I demote myself to 2^nd AD. And promote myself back to 1^st AD! Yay!    -Spencer

I hate it when you’re right, and you’re always right. That’s why I always hate you!     -Micah

It’s because I’m left-handed.     –Erik

That doesn’t even make sense!     -Micah

You need to be making a lot more money.     –Micah

You are a good actress. I believed there was a chair there.      –Erik

Wow, that’s a weird lens.    –Brandon

It’s not a weird lens, that’s an awesome lens!       -Micah

Hey. You. Over there.     –

Why would I have chicken when I could have beef?      -Micah

Why have beef when you can have a smorgasbord?      -Spencer

Coats. I hate coats!     -Erik

I feel like you didn’t get very many quotes from me.     –Micah

Micah, you could have your mouth duck taped shut, and I would still be able to get quotes from you.     –Shiloh

I saw my name! It’s like Christmas!    -Brandon

You go backwards to move forwards. Because it makes sense.      –Erik

Erik, quit trying to be a fashion object.    –Micah