Software Commercial

 I really hate the word AI, you guys.      -Ellen

It means everything and nothing.     -Micah

I wish we could just call them battle bots.     -Janssen

I wrote this line.     -Ellen

Micah Cadel. It sounds like you’re stuttering. Your middle name should be Dell.     -Eric

Let’s shift. Downer…to an upper. I don’t know if I can say it that way.     -Janssen

Is this one of the cruxes?     -Janssen

This is one of three horcruxes, yeah.     -Ellen

It’s not the one that I super reinforced with all the tape, is it?     -Eric

Yup.     -Micah

Of course it is.     -Eric

Don’t tell Brian Brough.     -Eric

Who’s Brian Bruff?     -Micah

That’s nice to hear.     -Shi

There’s some emphasis, a little charm in there…I feel like I’m really getting to know you, Ellen.     -Janssen

It still doesn’t look good, but I’ll say it.     -Ellen

I called your mom - nobody cares.     -Micah

I said the quiet part out loud.     -Janssen

We’ve got two really good passes.     -Janssen

To be fair, we haven’t heard that last sentence.     -Al

I’ll just say it three times right now.     -Ellen

Is everyone set for reals?     -Janssen

For reals.     -Micah

Do you have something fun you wanna try?     -Janssen

…me? Isn’t that your job?     -Ellen

Call summaries are gonna save call centers $30-40 million a year.     -Ellen

A year?     -Micah

Yeah.     -Ellen

Can I get a raise?     -Micah