Monday, June 23, 2025

Masquerade Mix-Up (2023)

 I had to stop and look - are they throwing bird poop at me?     -Galen

Moving on.     -Brandon

Ooh, moving on! I like that.     -Jen


Good call, somebody!     -Brandon

Me.     -Charla


Could I just get a little more tape?     -Shae

Could you just stop sweating?     -Seth


Every take’s a guilt free take in my world.     -Charla

You know what? It shows.     -Brandon


Do you need a hand?     -Shi

No, I just need to be taller.     -JR


We’re gonna do Shae really dirty. Wait. Let me rephrase that.     -Brandon


Holding on Shae’s impressions.     -JR


My stomach just made a noise.     -Charla


Isn’t it nice that we have Shiloh to reset our brains?     -Brandon

Well, that’s a scary thought.     -Shi


A crush is just a lack of information.     -Tanner


It wasn’t what you said, it was the sound you made after you said it.     -Galen


I was just trying to comment on how cool I am.     -Brandon

You’re pretty cool.     -Galen

Thank you.     -Brandon

How do you feel after that validation?     -Galen

That’s what I really wanted.     -Brandon


Stop sharing brain cells. It’s not sanitary.     -Alex


Charla, we love you.     -JR

What are you gonna do to me?     -Charla

Charla, who hurt you?     -Eric


Sorry, I’m trying to get the glitter off her face.     -Shi

Hey, sometimes your first job runs over into your second job. There’s no shame in that.     -Eric


Have a seat, Shae.     -Dan

I can’t. I have to work.     -Shae

She’s gotta make her monies, honey.     -Shi

Ah, she can just wheel on in.     -Dan


There’s been no one to bother for like..the last hour. I am full of bother and I need to unleash it.     -Ashleigh


Corn is my tub snack.     -Shae

“Corn is my tub snack” may be the grossest thing I’ve ever heard.     -Galen


I’m with Tanner. Tan-Tan. Blan..blan.     -Rachel

Bacon and ham.     -Tanner


What did I do?     -JR

Nothing. This is just my face.     -Shi

Oh. Well, it’s a pretty face, but it’s the face you wear when you want to murder me.     -JR


Save my nuts!     -Michael


How big was that spider?     -Meghan

This big!     -Shae

Yeah, that’s a nature nope.     -Meghan


Time for good clean fun. Ok, that means you go home, Shiloh.     -Eric

Yup.     -Shi

Ooh, that’s harsh.     -Brandon

Not really. I was about to ask what I was supposed to do.     -Shi


You can pull up a chair if you want.     -Alex

Wait - Dan’s not allowed to sit with us.     -Shi


This whole conversation is, “I love so and so…this is why their movie sucked.”     -Tanner


Just respect me enough to make fun of me right now.     -Tanner


Hello, director.     -Charla

Hello, actress.     -Brandon


I smell like coffee now.     -Charla

There are worse things to smell like.     -Shi

You’re right. Like salami.     -Charla


Can you just let me compliment people, ma’am?     -Ashleigh

No. Have you met me?     -Shi


Are you just gonna stumble, or...are we gonna get a kiss there?     -Brandon


I’m a serial extrovert.     -Rachel

I’m the complete opposite.     -Tanner


I’m sorry.     -Shi

Don’t you apologize.     -Tanner

Too late.     -Shi

Unless I tell you to.     -Tanner

Oh, well, in that case…     -Shi


I just think you come off as way more righteous than you are.     -Tanner


It’s not because we think you’re judgemental, it's that we know you think you’re better than us.     -Tanner

That’s it.     -Shae


I’m just undiagnosed, that’s what I am.     -Charla

Chala, you’re an artist.     -Tanner


I love capturing these behind the scene moments between the actor and the makeup artist.     -Joey

She has a name, you know.     -Rachel

Who, the actor?     -Shi

Prove it.     -Joey


Sarah would jump down your throat. Paige would rip your head off. That’s the difference in your characters.     -Shi

We finally figured it out. On the last day.     -Rachel


You seem like you have no shame. Has anyone ever told you that?     -Tanner


I’m Canadian. I don’t feel the cold.     -Rachel


I like your nails.     -Tanner

Thanks. They’re thtickers.     -Kenna


I was thinking of shaving my head.     -Corbin

He has a very aerodynamic head.      -Charan


We all know you did that on purpose.     -Shae

I will kill you.     -Tanner


Did you see the dip pick?     -Shae

Wait, what?!     -Tanner


That’s a really straight dip. I’m used to them being a little lopsided.     -Tanner


Was that impromptu? I don’t know what’s real and what’s not anymore!     -Shae


If you knew who the Pet Shop Boys were, it would be better.     -Dan

I’m sorry I’m not as old as you.     -Shae


I’m way too invested in this movie.  I need to know how it ends!     -Meghan


I’m wrestling with that white wall.     -Eric

Why are you wrestling with a wall?     -Shi


Watch your brain.     -Alex

Bold of you to assume I have one.     -Shi


I’m taking out the trash, so hop in, Seth.     -Brandi

Fuck you.     -Seth

Rude.     -Shi

Thanks for havin’ my back.     -Seth

Of course! I’m the only one who gets to call you trash.     -Shi

Fuck you.     -Seth


We could try it again…     -Brandon

And I could do it right?     -Shona

That’d be good.     -JR

You’re doing just great.     -Joey


The thing is, I’m nailing it when the camera’s not on me… I’m not nailing it.     -Trey


Just make it a little softer, longer…     -Joey

Weirder.     -Shona


I need the tiniest bit of a lot more caffeine.     -Trey


I miss the days of chasing down a Butterfinger with a Mountain Dew. But these days, it goes straight to my thighs.     -Trey


I think all directors should be called narcissistic.     -Brandon


Clearing all non-essentials.     -Shi

That’s right. Out you go.     -Eric


This is a shot of your butt, so…you know what to do.     -Joey


I just need people to tell me to be happy and charming and I’ll be ok.     -Trey


One cannot imprison Shiloh. One imprisons himself in the same room as Shiloh.     -Eric


So, that didn’t suck!     -Trey


I’ve never seen reading like this!     -Eric

I will shank you in the face.     -Shi


Show that jawline!    -Trey

What jawline?     -Shona


We were above aggressively average and that’s good!     -Trey


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