I think my coffee’s broken. -Josh
Any more good ideas I should have thought of? -James
Your concern for my well being is hurting me. -Hailey
Please stop caring. -Dave
I’d believe that in a heart second. -Shi
I wanna be wrapped in plastic too! -Dave
It’s ok. James doesn’t know about the three pages of dialogue I’ve added. And the musical number. -Dave
I think you told me that last time, when I murdered you. -Will
I forgot how to dance when I stopped drinking. -Jessica
Ain’t nothin’ you haven’t seen before. -Jessica
Doesn’t mean I want to see it again. -James
My ass is so asleep it’s dreaming. -James
Is it ok if we see the tip and everything? -Michael
Oh yeah. -Dylan
Just the tip though. -Shi
James, straighten the lamp. It looks like an oompa loompa. -Michael
We had your ending all ready. And I’m sticking to it. -Bryce
The makeup has been superb. I mean that. -Colin
I’m gonna drink this Mountain Refresher and be refreshed. I need refreshing, Allen. -James
It tastes like mountains. -Allen
The criminals know I’m gone! -James
It’s this waistband. It’s squeezin’ burps outta me like farts out of Dylan. -David
Do you want me to go so you can worry about more important things? -Jessica
More important than coffee? -Colin
Michael, are you gonna miss me telling you to get your life together? -Shi
Yes. I need it. -Michael
Aww. I don’t believe you, but thanks. -Shi
I’m not good with caffeine. I mean, I’m me, I don’t need any help. -Colin
Oh good, here comes Burger Boy. I call and he cometh. -James
Cameras and Halloween. My two passions in life. -Michael
She’s the pretty one. *pause* You’re pretty too. -Robert
Oh thanks! Thank you for that afterthought. -Shi
My boxers are riding up box canyon. -James
I had a wedgie the other day and I went to pick it, but then I realized I was wearing a thong. So I had to shove it back up there. -Jessica
I’m still calibrating my social engine. -Jessica
Am I gonna like the shot? -James
It’s gonna make you wet. -Michael
This is a really cool shot. It’s makin’ me happy. And it’s makin’ James other things. -Michael
Don’t try to macho cop guy me! -Michael
I fuck you not. -James
I’m sure your wife would appreciate that. -Shi
I don’t want her breakin’ a nail…or a finger… -Colin
Damn girl, one-take wonder?! -David
Well, two for safety, but yeah. -Haleigh
You know, every time there’s an awkward silence in a group, someone’s thinking about Abraham Lincoln. And if you weren’t before, you are now. -Jessica
Angles. It’s all about them angles. -Jessica
Don’t be afraid to move me. -Colin
Oh, I will. I just don’t wanna hurt you too soon. -Jessica
The council has spoken. I take it back. -Jess
He said that I was pretty and I was like, aww. That’s nice. -Jess
Just very slow, slap me across the face. -Colin
Heh. That felt good. -Jess
We could go gold panning. -Jess
Gold panties? -Charla
I wish. -Jess
Paper bags are tough. -Shi
Yeah, that’s true. -Jess
If something bad happens, it’s because you’re a scorpio. -Allen
Superstitious is fake. -Allen
I’m just a little -stitious. -Mike
Superstitious is fake. Astrology is real. -Allen
For the first time, it seems do-able. -Dylan
You’re do-able. -Allen
Shut up. -James
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