Monday, June 23, 2025

He Never Left (2022)

 I think my coffee’s broken.     -Josh

Any more good ideas I should have thought of?     -James


Your concern for my well being is hurting me.     -Hailey


Please stop caring.     -Dave


I’d believe that in a heart second.     -Shi


I wanna be wrapped in plastic too!     -Dave


It’s ok. James doesn’t know about the three pages of dialogue I’ve added. And the musical number.     -Dave


I think you told me that last time, when I murdered you.     -Will


I forgot how to dance when I stopped drinking.     -Jessica


Ain’t nothin’ you haven’t seen before.     -Jessica

Doesn’t mean I want to see it again.     -James


My ass is so asleep it’s dreaming.     -James


Is it ok if we see the tip and everything?     -Michael

Oh yeah.     -Dylan

Just the tip though.     -Shi


James, straighten the lamp. It looks like an oompa loompa.     -Michael


We had your ending all ready. And I’m sticking to it.     -Bryce


The makeup has been superb. I mean that.     -Colin


I’m gonna drink this Mountain Refresher and be refreshed. I need refreshing, Allen.     -James

It tastes like mountains.     -Allen


The criminals know I’m gone!     -James


It’s this waistband. It’s squeezin’ burps outta me like farts out of Dylan.     -David


Do you want me to go so you can worry about more important things?     -Jessica

More important than coffee?     -Colin


Michael, are you gonna miss me telling you to get your life together?     -Shi

Yes. I need it.     -Michael

Aww. I don’t believe you, but thanks.     -Shi


I’m not good with caffeine. I mean, I’m me, I don’t need any help.     -Colin


Oh good, here comes Burger Boy. I call and he cometh.     -James


Cameras and Halloween. My two passions in life.     -Michael


She’s the pretty one. *pause* You’re pretty too.     -Robert

Oh thanks! Thank you for that afterthought.     -Shi


My boxers are riding up box canyon.     -James

I had a wedgie the other day and I went to pick it, but then I realized I was wearing a thong. So I had to shove it back up there.     -Jessica


I’m still calibrating my social engine.     -Jessica


Am I gonna like the shot?     -James

It’s gonna make you wet.     -Michael


This is a really cool shot. It’s makin’ me happy. And it’s makin’ James other things.     -Michael


Don’t try to macho cop guy me!     -Michael


I fuck you not.     -James

I’m sure your wife would appreciate that.     -Shi


I don’t want her breakin’ a nail…or a finger…      -Colin


Damn girl, one-take wonder?!     -David

Well, two for safety, but yeah.     -Haleigh


You know, every time there’s an awkward silence in a group, someone’s thinking about Abraham Lincoln. And if you weren’t before, you are now.     -Jessica


Angles. It’s all about them angles.     -Jessica


Don’t be afraid to move me.     -Colin

Oh, I will. I just don’t wanna hurt you too soon.     -Jessica


The council has spoken. I take it back.     -Jess


He said that I was pretty and I was like, aww. That’s nice.     -Jess


Just very slow, slap me across the face.     -Colin

Heh. That felt good.     -Jess


We could go gold panning.     -Jess

Gold panties?     -Charla

I wish.     -Jess


Paper bags are tough.     -Shi

Yeah, that’s true.     -Jess


If something bad happens, it’s because you’re a scorpio.     -Allen


Superstitious is fake.     -Allen

I’m just a little -stitious.     -Mike

Superstitious is fake. Astrology is real.     -Allen


For the first time, it seems do-able.     -Dylan

You’re do-able.     -Allen

Shut up.     -James


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