Good job on the breathing! -Joey
Thanks! I’ve been practicing. -Shona
Shiloh, I need you to stay for emotional support. -Eric
You don’t steal my light and I won’t steal yours. -Shona
Deal. -Trey
Gettin’ a little handsy with the lens. -Joey
You’re the wind beneath my massive biceps. -Trey
So, let’s do it again, just better. -JR
I can’t do words very well; I’m just learning them. -Joey
This is my anime smile. -Brandon
If you were a biblical figure, you’d be Joey the Covetous. -Eric
How can I covet something I already own? -Joey
I’m sure, between everyone, we’d figure something out. I’d be ok. -Ashleigh
Sans a thumb, but yeah, you’d be ok. -Shi
Are you afraid of heights? -Trey
No. I have a fear of falling from heights. -Shona
Oh no, is it me again? -Nicola
You’re just a problem child. -Shi
I’ve heard that before. My parents used to say it all the time. -Nicola
This is why Jenna chose Chris. -Shi
I know. Was that a compliment? -Trey
I can’t be held responsible for my improv. -Charla
Do you want me to stick it between… -Nicola
Yup. -JR
Between the girls. -Charla
I seare, I’m gonna go LDS just to stop this. I’m drinkin’ way too much coffee. -Colin
That’s my empty-headed face. Nothing going on up there. -Nicola
I’m just a sad badger without a brain. -Ashleigh
Look, I made friends on set that I can ask to do me favors! -Ashleigh
Look at you go! Don’t try that shit with me. -Shi
Oh, I would never. -Ashleigh
I’ll look sick, but I’ll be ok. -Colin
We do have one brain cell between the two of us. And you have it at the moment. -Ashleigh
I don’t want it. Take it back. -Shi
I have no complaints, just observations. -Ashleigh
I’m gonna get you a dork pouch. -Shi
I have one, it’s just in my car. -Michael
Fat lot of good it’s doin’ ya there. -Shi
Once Shiloh’s done, I’m gonna move camera. -Eric
You know what, Eric? -Shi
What? -Eric
I’m almost done. -Shi
That…is not what I was expecting to hear. -JR
I don’t know how I feel about actresses looking into the monitor while I’m lighting. I feel so vulnerable. -Eric
I don’t want to seem like a diva. I know I am one, but I don’t want to come across as one. -Nicola
To have a nice lens, you need a good looking talent. -Brandon
You do have wonderful hair. -Nicola
I have such terrible split ends! -Nicola
I wouldn’t say split ends, I would say fly-aways. -Joey
No, they’re split ends. -Shi
I could do one vastly different if you…no, it’ll probably just come out the same. Never mind. -Nicola
The camera’s got some internal issues. It’s feeling very introspective right now. -Dan
Half of this movie is gonna be the back of his sweater. -Eric
Did you just make it more shallow? -Brandon
Maybe. -Eric
You suck. -Brandon
Honesty is the best policy. -Nicola
Except for when it’s not. -Shi
Except for when it’s not. *pause* Shiloh! -Nicola
Don’t worry. This is not a movie I would throw away my life for. -Eric
What is a movie you would throw your life away for? -Nicola
Star Wars. -JR
I know you can walk, you know what you’re doing. -Joey
I’ll try my best. -Nicola
Shiloh, you make a better makeup artist than a door. -Eric
Ok Dan, it’s time for you to turn into a demon statue. Demon statue? …demon statue. -Brandon
I don’t like putting fruit in my desserts. -Nicola
I’m such a drama queen. I didn’t say that, you did. -Nicola
On a scale of 1 to asleep, how awake are you? -Nicola
It’s not a competition, Nikki. You’re the lead. You already won. -Joey
I feel like Jenna would have a coffee nearby. -Nicola
I feel like that’s Nikki projecting. -Shi
What’s the house Uber? -Eric
AirBnB. -Michael
We’re not loopy, we’re professionals. -Dan
Speak for yourself - I’m loopy. -Nicola
Think about where you are. I mean, I was spooning the DP just to get the last take. -Brandon
The more you grip it, the harder it’ll be. -Eric
Stupid brain. You can write that down in the quote book. -Nicola
Actors these days. In my day, we didn’t get guilt-free takes. -Joey
Joey, in your day, there was no such thing as guilt-free takes. -JR
You’re right. They were all guilty takes. -Joey
Olympic Nikki is my favorite Nikki so far. -Brandon
I’m fine, everything’s fine. -Shi
Oh, so you’re not questioning your life choices. -JR
I don’t need to question my life choices - I already know they’re horrible. -Shi
What about electric shocks? -Nicola
Touch the pan. -Shi
The pan? Why? -Nicola
It’s metal. -Shi
It’ll ground you. -Dan
Oh, that’s how science works. -Nicola
I’m using textile. -Brandon
I think you mean tactile. -Joey
There’s some great stuff in there. -Dan
It’s called panic. -Nicola
Some things that may seem dire are actually just pretend. -Brandon
I can’t have Dan on set anymore. He makes the rest of us seem like idiots. -JR
Speak for yourself, Rob. -Shi
Vanilla, chocolate, or Swiffer? -Joey
I like to consider myself a true realist. -Brandon
You’re adorable. -Shi
Her brushes feel like bunny kisses. And then they attack my eyes. -Brandon
These m&m’s are dangerous Rob! I told you! And I saw you brought the peanut butter ones too! -Joey
Ok, and who’s the saboteur who brought dark chocolate peanut butter cups to set, Joseph? -Shi
…touché. -Joey
We can’t have pancake mix out, that makes Jenna a hack. -Eric
Can we fly you in, Nikki? -Eric
The coke’s flying with me. -Nicola
Do we see this counter? -Shi
No, but Eric wants the option. -Ashleigh
I’m sure, because he’s fussy. -Shi
I’m not fussy! -Eric
Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes. Write that down. -Dan
Uh-oh, Shiloh’s writing quotes down. -Nicola
How do you know? Maybe I’m just sketching. -Shi
Are you though? -Nicola
No. -Shi
Ha! Caught in action. -Nicola
Can I say, “Hold the reins, Laura Ingalls”? -Dan
You look so comfy! I forbid it! -Nicola
Vaminos. Tenemos que hacer una pelicula. -Brandon
Brandon, stop talking in your made up language. -Shi
It’s not made up. -Brandon
Yes, it is. -Shi
Shiloh, you’re trying to learn Spanish! -Brandon
Shhh. -Shi
Would you like some cantaloupe? -Nicola
I would love some. But only if it’s good cantaloupe. -Shi
*whispers* It’s amazing cantaloupe. -Nicola
Pepper treats you like you treat your biggest fans. With a healthy dose of skepticism. -Joey
You get to pretend to be what the other actors have been the whole time! -Joey
Useless? Wait, who said that? -Shi
I feel like Rapunzel in Tangled. -Nicola
Or…Rob could fix it in post. -Michael
Hold for a broken Nikki… -Brandon
Oh yeah, that’s a sexy two. Oh yeah. Ohh yeahhh. (ala Kool-aid Man) -Brandon
That’s one for the quote book. -Michael
Dude, I can’t write tone. -Shi
Are you trying to be British? -Nicola
Maybe. -Dan
You sound the same as when you’re American. -Nicola
When someone wants a stable petter, they come to me. -Eric
Are you saying I’m not stable? -Shi
I resent that impression. My voice is a little bit lower, right? -Nicola
She’s gonna fill up her book so fast. -Nicola
I can’t write that fast. -Shi
Oh good. -Nicola
I am a helpful Ho. Not to be confused with a dirty ho, which I am about 90% of the time. -Brandon
We should have more red coats. -Eric
Be careful where you say that. -Ashleigh
That’s the most un-American thing I’ve ever said. -Eric
If Charla gets a big head, Eric can make it look smaller in camera. -Joey
Stand by for lack of faith. -Brandon
Get yourself together. -Shi
I can’t. I’m just a sad badger. -Ashleigh
Puppy dog eyes don’t work on me, Ashleigh. -Shi
That’s true. The only thing I’ve found that works is J Dawgs. -JR
I do accept other forms of bribery, Rob. -Shi
Come glare at the screen with me. -Ashleigh
Why are we glaring? -Shi
It’s my job. There’s actually not much to glare about, so I just sit here like a little troll. -Ashleigh
Trey called me a Swiss army knife. He said I’m the Swiss army knife of actors. -Charla
Well, he called me his mother, so I’m pretty sure it was a compliment. -Nicola
Thank you for saying such nice things about me. -Michael
You weren’t supposed to hear them, but you’re welcome. -Shi
Ohh, it smells of cookies. -Nicola
Who wants cookies? -Eric
Fine! I’ll have one! You’re so pushy. -Nicola
The day’s over. It just doesn’t know it yet. -Eric
Oh look, it’s a Ho. -Shi
There’s the Ho! -Ashleigh
I was so confused for a minute. -Keith