BlueHost

Shut the back door.    –Micah

Son of a bishop.     –Lawrence

Do we have a slate?    -Chris

I don’t think so.     –Brandon

Well, I’m the editor, so it’s all good.     –Micah

You can do me right now if you want.      –Lawrence

I can do you? Really?      -Shiloh

Yeah. But not in front of her.     –Lawrence

It’s like you just had 7 Red Bulls.     –Micah

Maybe 3.     –Paul

Well, I’ve never had a Red Bull, so . . .     –Micah

Yeah, this smells good. You should get it.      –Lawrence

Do you like Eric the Spikemaster or Spikemaster Eric?      -Lawrence

Eric the Spikemaster.      –Eric

Roll sound please.     –Chris

Lights are in my eyes.     –Micah

You look a little too high.     –Micah

Just to warn you, I’m gonna come up to you randomly and touch you.     –Shiloh

Oh, ok. Lawrence said that too.    –McKenzie

Here at Bluehost, we decided to put the power of Bluehost in our 1^st A.D.      –Brandon

Holding on the sun.     –Lawrence

No, don’t do that! That’ll just make it worse. Cuz it’s going the wrong way.      –Shiloh

I meant hold it, like, holding it in place . . . Yeah, I guess you’re right.      –Lawrence

Don’t mind the bulldozer in the background.     –Brandon

Just scrap it, Bunn.     –Micah

What am I supposed to do then?       -Michael

Just look pretty.       –Micah

We’re talking about buying stuff on e-Bay just to say you bought it off e-Bay.      –Micah or Brandon

That sounds gross, disgusting, and uncalled for.     –Micah

Let’s try it.      –Shiloh

Did I make it in your movie?      -Michael

I slayed this sheep for you.     –Lawrence

You just sat on my mat box.      –Micah

That sounds dirty, Micah.     –Paul

So, Lawrence. I noticed you came out of the closet.      –Brandon

I did. It was liberating.     –Lawrence

I’m gonna go make sure the bed looks used.     –Brandon

I’m small spoon!    -Lawrence

What?     -McKenzie

You heard me.     –Lawrence

No!!      -McKenzie

Camera stole my spot again!      -Spencer

Camera gets everything.      –Eric

Hey Spencer, it’s a little dark.      –Micah

Yes, it is. That’s what I thought you were going for.       –Spencer

You know I love you. Russ, I talk about you all the time.     –Spencer

I don’t blame you.      –Russell

Where’s your guys, Spencer?      -Micah

They’re outside. Working.     –Spencer

I feel like we’re in a relationship now.     –Michael

Can you be . . . nevermind.     –Michael

He’s really bad at clapping.     –Micah

I’m sorry.     –Chris

If Micah were a movie character, he’d be Garth from the second Wayne’s World.     –Brandon

Hey guys, they want me to let you know they’re rolling.     –Shiloh

We’re having a conversation!      -Michael

Don’t shoot the messenger!      -Shiloh

Get your creep on!      -Micah

Wash it, fix it, break a window so we can film through it. I don’t care.     –Paul

That’s exactly what I was going to say!     -Spencer

You guys are dorks.    –Lawrence

You’re a dork.     –Micah

Your face is a dork.     –Lawrence

Shut up, Richard.     –Micah

You’re in the shot.     –Micah

I’m in the shot?     -Eric

Yeah. Get out, and take the chair with you.     –Micah

This isn’t the most comfortable carpet ever.     –Eric

No, but it’s probably the cheapest carpet ever.     –Shiloh

Eric.      –Micah

What?     -Eric

Eric, I need you.     –Micah

Can’t you just tell me what you need?     -Eric

Frosting.       –

Spencer, will you quit lurking? Please? Just quit.      –Shiloh

What?! But it’s what I do. It’s my talent.     –Spencer

We have every range from “creepy” to “I don’t know.”     -Micah

Be effing adorable.     –Paul

In an annoying way.      –Micah

There was just this nasty thing of light coming through.      –Micah

I don’t know what I’m doing.      –Brandon

I’m planning on heading towards those two gentlemen over there.      –Eric

Well, your plan of action is not going to help us.      –Shiloh

There is a lot of traffic here. Does not make me a happy bug.       –Brandon

Haha, you didn’t win anything!     -Micah

You suck, man.       –Paul

*crushing a bottle*

Do you know what I’m imagining this is right now?     -Eric

My face?     -Shiloh

No. A squirrel. That’s how mad I am.      –Eric

*conversation about Five Guys vs. In’N’Out*

You can like them both you know.     –Shiloh

It’s like being a Jehovah’s Witness and a Mormon at the same time.     –Michael

No, it’s not. It’s not even comparable.     –Shiloh

It’s like loving your mom and dad at the same time.       –Brandon

Yeah, but my mom’s a lot cheaper.       –Michael

I’m sad I’m not in here.      –Aaron

Well, maybe if you’d talk once in a while.     –Shiloh

I guess I’ll have to work on that.      –Aaron

Yeah, you don’t have a lot of quote-ability.      –Brandon

I don’t work with douche-bags.      -Micah

Leaping/Looking

Everybody likes Life cereal.     –Joey

Everybody says that.      –Emily

I feel like she should be obsessed with Boston terriers. Can she be obsessed with Boston terriers?     -Emily

It’s your character.     –Joey

How can Boston terriers be a kibosh?     -Emily

Oh, that’s a boy.    –Emily

You can change in here. I’m totally fine with it.    –Boston

You’re really cute.     –Boston

You’re so goofy.     –Emily

I’m really enjoying myself already.    –Emily

Want some drinkies?    -Shiloh

What’s his last name?    -Boston

Oh, what’s his Benji face?     -Joey

You have nice hair.    –Emily

Yeah, he looks pretty good.     –Boston

Hey, you could be one of my boyfriends!    -Emily

You know how FDR used to talk on the radio?     -Joey

. . .      –Emily

Well, none of us do. I was kidding.     –Joey

How do I describe this awful person? You wouldn’t like her, but she’s great.    –Joey

You want honest to be honest?      -Emily

So, we’re not doing makeup on him?     -Shiloh (talking about Shaun)

Not today. That’s why he came dressed like that today, not like how he’s gonna be tomorrow.    –Joey

Which is?    -Shaun

. . . I will kill you.      –Joey

We aren’t making that kind of movie. We’re making a movie about love. In all its . . . forms.     –Boston

Is that really dirty?     -Emily

It could be. It doesn’t have to be, but it could be.     –Shiloh

It depends on what it looks like on camera.      –Shaun

Why am I such a giggly goof? I’m just so giggly.    –Emily

I’m just so giggly!     -Shaun (high pitched)

Have you looked into the fact that you’re a girl?      -Joey

Hey Shiloh, I think the girls are winning today.     –Emily

You realize that phone doesn’t have to be there til we’re shooting, right?     -Shaun

Do you work out for your evolutionary fitness?    -Shaun

Are we sexualizing her too much? Oh wait, I forgot my gender.      –Joey

I love being proportionate.     –Joey

I feel like Cleopatra.     –Emily

Can we get an asp in here?     -Shaun

Not right now.     –Joey

Does that mean we can get one later?     -Shaun

Barry, I’m so happy you’re here. Thank you for being here.     –Emily

Do you two know each other?      -Benji

No.     –Barry

Put him in a closet.     –Benji

We’ve got a million iterations of what we could do with sound, and I think we’re gonna do . . . something.     –Joey

I pay my phone bill based on when I get a phone call saying I owe them money.    –Boston

That’s maybe not your best idea ever.     –Shiloh

I know. It’s just so hard to remember.     –Boston

Tromp tromp tromp.      –Joey

Who is that tromping over my bridge?     -Boston

I trust you. Ish.      –Joey

He’s gonna read it better.     –Joey

I think you mean read it gooder.       –Boston

I believe in this.    –Boston

Let’s get Emily into her zombie makeup, and then we’ll be good.      –Joey

Oh my gosh, I’m such a better actress later in the day.     –Emily

Tan is overrated.    –Shiloh

Says the girl who can’t tan.     –Kevin

Yay, I made into the quote book right off the bat!     -Kevin

My parents did not miss the sixties.     –Joey

Is that when you were born?     -Benji

It’s like a reverse reveal. It’s a cover-up.     –

Why do they have to be super-villains? Why can’t they be regular villains?     -Joey

I want a rotisserie chicken! I’m gluten . . . whatever he is.      –Alan

I’m listening to the room. I saw the pole and my leg just followed it.     –Emily

Are you comfortable acting in blackface? Can we glue your eyes a little tighter?     -Joey

There was the line.     –Emily

I don’t go into your room and tell you how crappy your childhood was!      -Emily

Well, technically, neither did we.     –Boston

Hey Boston, we make a great quote team.     –Emily

What did I say?    -Boston

What didn’t you say?     -Shiloh

Is it bad if I take that huge middle?     -Jules

I just want that huge cucumber. That’s all I want.     -Emily

I’m not going for brother husbands.     –Corey

You’ve been gone all day. You can’t have any.     –Shiloh

I’ve been . . . whatever.     –Kevin

Redvines are flour and sugar. Twizzlers are like, a paragraph of chemicals.     -Kevin

A tasty paragraph of chemicals.     –Shiloh

They’re not cute. I love them though.     –Emily

I have a car. A filthy little car.     –Josh

Wow. You should do that and not fall.    –Alan

I’m really a nice person!     -Bergen

Oh, that’s vulgar.     –Boston

F word.       –Josh

I’m dried up like a dried up . . . sea sponge.      –Emily

She’s so cute!     -Emily

It’s disgusting.    –Shiloh

You just hit me with cuteness. I’m rooting for you!     -Emily

If a six year old would find it funny, I’m gonna do it.      –Alan

Escalators are like moving stairs. How can that go wrong?      -Alan

You just used Joey’s body.    –John

Are you calling her a pimp?     -Shiloh

What?    -John

That girl’s face was twitching the whole time!       -Shaun

Did you serve your mission in Nom Nom Nom Nom?     -John

No, but pretty sure I had lunch there.     –Kevin

This bread is edible.      –Kevin

Oh, you just got pet by Kevin.     –Shiloh

Rawr.      –Emily

I love that idea actually. No caveat whatsoever. None.        –Joey

Is this edible? Or are these reindeer poop?     -Andrew

Sometimes, you just have to be a robot.     –Jules

What the crap? This bug thinks he belongs on my camera.     –Boston

I’m snuggling with Josh’s clothes and it just smells really good.     –Emily

Ohp. Shiloh head.      –Boston

Do a Keanu Reeves.     –Joey

I never dated other girls.     –Josh

They’re both passed out.     –Andrew

I can understand wanting to break up with that. “My girlfriend turns into Chuck Norris when she’s angry.”     -Jules

You hulk out as Chuck Norris? That’s awesome.     –Joey

Don’t break up with me.    –Josh

Ok. I’ll just slap you.     –Jules

Jean Claude, Chuck Norris, and Sinbad!        -Jules

Kill Kill Die Die Bullets. Coming soon.     –Joey

It looks really great back there.     –Joey

It looks better with the door open.     –Boston

Just put the director in the fridge.     –Corey

If you can’t be protected from Ewoks, then you need to go to a different armor company.      –Jules

Daddy issues aren’t really that much of a stretch. I mean, all girls have daddy issues.    –Joey

. . .       –Emily, Bergen, Shiloh

Wow. That was a lot of dirty looks.      –Joey

I love that it’s chicks. That’s my favorite part.     –Emily

That’s everybody’s favorite part. What?     -Joey

Why did I take off that shoe? Oh yeah.      –Boston

For you.      –Andrew

Why are you here?       -Kevin

Do they have to have sex in the woods?      -Boston

Girls saying lines from Star Wars. It’s like nerd porn. Pretty sure.      –Joey

You know what would be cool? If you had a prosthetic toe, and gadgets came out of it.     –Boston

She’s this fairy princess hippie girl.     –Morgan

You’re welcome.      –Andrew

Fly ninja!      -Benji

He’s no Mr. Miyagi, but it’ll do.      –Joey

I’m 26.     –Jules

I’m the same!     -Emily

We can be best friends!    -Jules

Squee!     -Emily

I have black and white socks because I’m equal opportunity.      –Boston

I’ve seen you walk. You’re good at it.     –Joey

My brother is hot!      -Emily

I like how you’re taking your time, I just want you to take your time at a faster pace.     –Joey

We’re gonna film this one.      –Joey

We’re filming?      -Josh

Yeah. It’s a rehearsal, but we’ll film it.     –Joey

What time is church? 1:00?      -Joey

12:40.     –Kevin

That’s so early.     –Joey

Colon cancer. It’s bad ass.     –Boston

You knew I was this racist.     –Joey

I knew you were racist, but I didn’t know you were that  racist.      –

I’m bored.       –Bergen

Me too. Let’s eat some food.      –Josh

I met my brother. My real adopted brother.     –Emily

That’s right. She has cute toes because she painted them for this.       –Josh

No. For real life.        –Emily

You could have come and hung out with us at Spark.      –Joey

Zion’s Park?      -Bergen

She’s a good actress.     –Joey

You’re a good actress.     –Lawrence

This is true.     –Joey

I’m sorry, I’m not normally like this.      –Emily

I have that effect on people.     –Lawrence

I’m not gonna lie and say that’s not true.      –Emily

I’m just a hot mess, and you’re just . . . hot.      –Emily

Eye line was a little weird for Bergen.     –Josh

Where were you looking?     -Boston

At Bergen.      –Josh

No, don’t do it! Killer whales eat their trainers now.     –Josh

We’re so childlike in our innocence.     –Jules

Mmm.      –Josh

We’re not ogling you on purpose.     –Boston

You’re cute when you don’t shave.      –Emily

Laughing equals reproduction.     –Josh

It’s true. Evolution.      –Benji

Oh, you. You are . . . too cool.     –Emily

I smell . . . bodies.     –Josh

Dead ones?    -Emily

No, these are alive.       –John

I love how you’re patting at him like a cat.      -Kevin

Don’t write that down.      –Joey

Finger Painting

Is that a notebook, or a quote book?    -Gary

The demographic we wanna hit on … - Gary

We don’t want to hit on them.      –Mont

We want to hit on them.    –Gary

Just look for anyone with a cute, blonde little daughter. That sounds creepy, but we need ‘em.    –Mont

We already got Pizza Pie Café. For pizzas.     –Julia

N-e-eigh-borhood. That’s too many letters.     –MarSchelle

Continuing to not smoke on her cigarette.    –Adam

Continuing to breathe.     –Sarah

By the way, I just make laser noises. I wasn’t making a comment.    –Sarah

Whitey shall star in a film!     -Sarah

I’m a woman. I can do this on the road.     –Gary

My butt’s just really ticklish right now.    –Adam

Is that a phase you’re going through?    -Sarah

We got a production title. Finger Paintin’ Mother Beep!       -Gary

Are you tired?    -Gary

Of doing this.     –McKell

Dictatorship! Good one!     -Laura

Emphasis on the ‘dic.’     -MarSchelle

I’m going to manhandle this.      –MarSchelle

Wouldn’t be the first time.      –Shiloh

Shut up. No one asked for your opinion.     –MarSchelle

It wasn’t opinion, it was fact.     –Eric

Shut up!    -MarSchelle

Really?    -MarSchelle

I’m sorry! I had boogers in my nose.     –Rique

How old are we? We don’t use those words.     –MarSchelle

You don’t use those words.     –Shiloh

He dances like a hipster.      –MarSchelle

What does that mean?     -Shiloh

It means you dance aggressively.      –MarSchelle

Kenneth, your arm muscles are popping out and it’s gross. Stop it.     –MarSchelle

I’m . . . I’m sorry.     –Kenneth

I claim this in the name of hunger.      –Shiloh

I saw you taking a nap.     –Kenneth

That’s usually what happens when I fall asleep.     –Jonathan

Would you mind curling up into a tiny ball so I can crawl over you?      -Sarah

Sneezing is not an option anymore.      –Josh

Oh guys, I found my bed!      -Rique

Hey.     –Adam

Hey, go make a movie. What are you in here for?     -Josh

Kenneth just died. We’ll have to draw straws. Who is gonna give him CPR, who is gonna do his job.     –Josh

Well, I can’t give him CPR cuz, well, you know.       –Eric

I have my CPR certification.      –Shiloh

There we go.       –Josh

You’re engaged. I’m not gonna do that to you.      –Rique

If this were happening to me in real life, I’d be swearing up a storm.      –Sarah

Derek, he said KKK, so . . . I’m a little worried about your views on other races.     –Sarah

I really wish socks were indestructible.      –Gary

I just always need to hear how good I am.     –Gary

Please rub that in a little more, Josh.      –MarSchelle

Oh, I will.      –Josh

They should make an off brand version of this. Called Bedazzled . . . That was a bad joke. I tried to figure out how to say that in my head for like a minute. No, that’s wrong. More like 15 seconds.      –Sarah

I was gonna say something to you, but I forgot.     –Sarah

That makes me sad.     –Shiloh

It was probably funny.     –Sarah

It usually is.      –Shiloh

I’m going to poke you right here.    –MarSchelle

That’s my boob! My butt!     -Kenneth

Hey, there’s a kid!     -Art

He only has one wife. And he’s not looking for more.     –Bri

Shiloh, now I just want to say something that’ll make it into the quote book.     –Kristen

He’s so baby hungry.     –Sophia

I am so baby hungry.     –Gary

I don’t think it’s the babies he’s after.     –Shiloh

What?    -Gary

What?    -Shiloh

Who put Ramses the II under director?    -Adam

That would be Kristen.      –Abby

It makes me happy!     -Adam

Her hair is so long. It kinda freaks me out.      –MarSchelle

Are you hiding in the closet?     -Catherine

Could you braid my hair?     -Josh

I could probably do cornrows in your hair.     –Kristen

Not too bad for doing it in the dark.     –Kristen

It’s fantastic for doing it in the dark.      –Josh

We’re going to Guatemala in March.      –Shiloh

What’s that?     -Kristen

There’s a creepy man outside the door.    –MarSchelle

Oh, that’s Josh.     –Abby

Do you want me to punch you?      -MarSchelle

Josh, please be a good example and shh.     –MarSchelle

Come on, MarSchelle.      –Josh

Sarah!      -MarSchelle

I tease you.     –Sarah

I’ll flip you off.      –Sophia

I’d like to see you flip me off.     –MarSchelle

That’s called flash photography.      –Adam

MarSchelle’s so cute with a broom.     –Sophia

Here. I was having AD anxiety. I don’t want your job.      –Kristen

Well, I want your body.      –MarSchelle

I’m sure we can work something out. You know what I like.      –Kristen

I don’t want my only quote in the book to be something dirty.     –Kristen

This is the abby.     –Gary

Yay.     –Crew

I have hunger breath.     –Catherine

Watch the family jewels Adam.       –MarSchelle

I’m glad I’m the funny tool in your life. And you’re the new girl.     –Jordan

Teamwork is a beautiful thing. Even when it’s tone deaf.     –Shiloh

You’re tone deaf.      -Sarah

Cut.     –Gary

Well, we’re out of memory, so I guess we’re done.    –Adam