The Wolf And The Ewe

Do you know where he’s gonna be? -Jordan

Yes, I know exactly where he’s gonna be. –Mark

Do you know what he looks like? -Jordan

No. –Mark

A sheep farmer on facebook. Somehow I just don’t think that’s the way it’s gonna go. –Joe

I took back what I just said. –Babetta

The ewe will not be born yet. –Mark

We’re gonna have one born? -Morgan

It’s still gestating. –Chris

You’re a dud. See ya later. –Sarah

I was on a shoot where we used fire. –Chris

Did you get permission? -Jordan

I don’t know. –Chris

We don’t want any hybrid sheep. –Morgan

I’m looking for a tent-like object. In case something happens in the sky and we don’t want to be standing in it. –Adam

Did you send a letter to Texas Roadhouse? -Joe

I’ll probably go the bakery tonight. Tomorrow. That’s what I meant. –Adam

Nobody knows about the FedEx account. I mean, everyone know we have one, but everyone thinks someone else is in charge of it. –Joe

And, Shiloh White. –Jordan

Are you related to Adam? -Joe

Judging from looks, I’d say not. –Adam

I just kinda want to meet with . . . everybody. –Jordan

My bad grade’s not because of this class. –Brandon

*laughter around room*

Awkward pause. –Sarah

I’m trying to think of a cliché, but I just can’t. Everybody else has all the good ones. –Joe

I wanna give that girl all my money. –Joe

You’re the director. You’re allowed to talk to the PA’s if you want. –Brandon

We’re all dreaming of having a pile of money that we can just sit in or swim in. –Brandon

We need to make it 100% convinceable. –Brandon

I could, as the director, step in and totally micromanage every department, but I don’t want to be an ass. –Jordan

I can be your ass. –Brandon

I’m an intern there. I could do some backstage espionage. –Brandon

She’s just a wonderful presence. –Brandon

Well, I knew that, damn it. -Jordan

The haystacks are flammable, and our Pricolici is flammable, so we don’t want any embers. –Jordan

Is it uncomfortable? -Jordan

Probably. -Alanna

Jordan looks like a cowboy. He is ready to wrangle this film. –Bri

This is EPIC! We’re in the WOODS! We’re in Romania, man! -John

There’s such a variety of poo. –Alanna

How’s the date going? -Ron

Great! We’ve got a camera between us . . . –Gary

It’s the most interesting date I’ve been on. –Lauren

Tell ‘em to go quick as bunnies. –MarSchelle

And, action! Oh wait, is camera rolling? -Jordan

It’s a valley of joy and happiness. –Rhonda

Don’t take a picture of my awful handwriting! -MarSchelle

I’m so glad nobody talked me into wearing pants. –MarSchelle

We’re switching up the shots, cuz the sheep aren’t working like they’re supposed to. –Chris

I just wanna be warm again. –Bri

Go get me some food. –MarSchelle

There’s no food out. –Josh

I know. That’s why it was a joke. –MarSchelle

Bailey looks Romanian. That’s all that matters. –Jeff

Our camera is giving us problems. Everybody just chill. –Gary

I feel like I can speak to you in Romanian. You understand it right? -Jeff

I totally go shut down in the MTC. –Jeff

I heard we had some cold actors. And that’s not ok. –Celeste

I went to the bathroom, so I’m happy now. –Alanna

Movies are fun. –Rhonda

I could’ve just helped. –Spencer

Yeah, but you didn’t. –Shiloh

Where did Babetta go? The sheep are calling her. –MarSchelle

Thank you everybody. I love you with every ounce of my heart. –Jordan

It was made in Canada. It was made for their winters, which are pretty damn cold. –Kelsie

Whoa. Industrial. –Shiloh

It’s really classy. I was depressed that it wasn’t cheap frosting. –Adam

Wow. This really does warm the soul. –Liz, on hot chocolate

Somebody punch that kid in the throat. He’s making lamb noises. –John

I’d have a sip, but I’m eating this and don’t wanna get floaties in it. –Joe

Yeah, I don’t want a side of floaties with my herpes. –Morgan

I think that herpes gave me hiccups. –MarSchelle

I don’t think there’s any super moral bums. If I was a bum, I would take whatever I could get. I would never say no. –Morgan

This is my jam! -Sarah

I used to think everyone slept at the same time. –Candice

Boy, were you wrong. –John

You’re nothing without your mag. –Candice

I go ninja-ing sometimes. But I’m a black one. You’re more of a red one. –John

It’s true. –Sarah

You getting’ those quotes? -Jordan

It is like, really light out here. –Joe

Can you make it go away? -Sarah