So, you too, were dropped on your head as a child. -JR
Birds of a feather…dropped together? -Brandon
Moral of the story - they could be standing in a motel bathtub. This is better. -Shi
I wouldn’t put money on that. -Ashleigh
Don’t quote me on that. -Ashleigh
Oh, I’ll quote you on that. -Shi
Feels weird, but it looks good. -Brandon
Man of many fedoras. -Galen
I don’t think well on my feet! -Ashleigh
But you’re sitting down. -Shi
…Who invited you?! -Ashleigh
You did! -Shi
No, I didn’t! -Ashleigh
Did we update Alex on what we’re doing? -Michael
I don’t know. -Brandon
…He’s got this. -Michael
Will Jersey Mike’s kill you? -JR
Shouldn’t. -Shi
That sounded convincing. -Ike
I don’t know how to make jello! -Rachel
Why did we even cast you then? -Michael
We’re MOS, we can do whatever we want! -Ashleigh
If you’re seven, that means I’m old. -Shi
*bombastic side eye* -Louisa
It’s ok, you can say it. -Shi
I think you’re old. -Louisa
Cut! -Brandon
I didn’t know we were rolling. -JR
Oh, good. We have power. I like power. -JR
Isn’t that why you became a producer. -Shi
How long do you think a minute is in film time? -Brandon
Two hours. -Louisa
She’s right. -Kels
How does that look? -Brandon
He looks like cheese. -Michael
I’m pretty sure Shiloh has at least six plans on how she’s going to off me. -JR
Oh, is that why you want my bathtub? -Ashleigh
I like rounding up for my time card. -Ashleigh
What’s that? -JR
I was a one-take wonder. For two takes. -Dan
It’s all thanks to Brittney and… -Rachel
…wowwww. -Shi
I know your name, I promise! -Rachel
They know we’re on 7, right? -Ashleigh
No, it’s 14. -Michael
…uhh… -Ash
Oh, no, you’re right. 7. -Michael
I just want you to know that I could hear the heart palpitations you just gave Ashleigh. -Shi
I was so close to being helpful. -Ashleigh
Just livin’ like it’s 2002, ya know? -Ashleigh
You have to be somewhat psychotic to yell and not be affected by it. -Dan
No food poisoning? En masse? -Shi
I mean, I do have a big backyard. -Ashleigh
You can tell how things are going at any given moment by looking at Michael’s face. -Michael
Jello moves in such an uncomfortable way. -Rachel
I’m glad you like my art! I’ll make you anything you want. Except roadkill. -AJ
You’re right. -Brandon
Yup. I’m usually right. -Michael
It’s the alphabet. -Michael
The alphabet is hard, Michael. -Shi
I don’t know my abc’s. -Kels
Uhh…camera is still rolling. -JR
Ha! Noobs. -Shi
Now Galen won’t trip over anything and think I’m lazy. -
Ha! How uncoordinated do you think I am? -Galen
Do you really want an answer to that? -Shi
It’s gonna look like a real professional movie. -JR
It’s about time. -Shi
Excuse you! Who are you to be so correct? -Ashleigh
You ok there? -Michael
Makin’ it through. -Brandon
Just a tired Ho. -Michael
You are sometimes a surprisingly delightful source of knowledge. -Ashleigh
Sometimes? -Shi
You’re so old! -Rachel
I know. -Dan
Where in Zeus’ beard…? -Rachel
So, I didn’t know you had a zoo in your kitchen. -JR
It wasn’t me. -Shi
I don’t know if I believe you. -Alex
Oh, that looks like a lens change. -Ashleigh
No, it’s a battery swap. -JR
Are you writing that down? -Ashleigh
No. -Shi
Nevermind, that was staring at a ceiling. -JR
Now I’m writing it down. -Shi
Brandon, would you like me to have Aubrey come back? -Darla
I’m Robert, and yes. -JR
We have found grooves, not ruts. -Dan
Professor…Jones. -Rachel
Mister Professor. That’ Mr. Professor Dillywack to you. -Dan
He’s got an umbilical cord. -Brittney
It’s just worms. He’ll be ok - we’re shooting a horror. -Brandon
Always and forever expecting something from Amazon. -Phil
Can I borrow the quote book? -Brandon
There’s a quote book?! -Rachel
Well, I wanted to be helpful. -Ashleigh
Well, you weren’t. -Shi
You know how I said today is my bad decision day? I think this is one of them. -Brandon
This is a closed set, so this conversation doesn’t leave this room. -Brandon
What’s said in the moonlight, stays in the moonlight. -Galen
There’s not much room for me in here, is there. -Brandon
I mean, if you wanna cuddle… -Jason
How many times must you woo this man? -Brandon
I don’t know. I don’t think it’s actually working. -Rachel
My congregation doesn’t call me Father, they call me Daddy. -Joe
Welcome to the sexorcism. -Dan
There is nothing about Sam that screams “I’m a con man!” except for…everything. -Elijah
Is sound speeding? -Brandon
It can be. -JR
My brain was trying to finish the scene on time. -JR
I got some wides, got some looses… I just called “tights”, “looses”. -Galen
What happens in the opinion room stays in the opinion room. -Brittney
Except for when it doesn’t. -Shi
You are not allowed to jump scare me at home anymore after this. -Rachel
Waking you up to say good morning is not a jump scare! -Joe
Yes, it is!! -Rachel
Now I can sit back and relax while we exorcise this demon on their faces. -Joe
Solid as Elijah’s pecs. -Rachel
They’re very solid. Ask me how I know. -Joe
Wow. You look like Liam Hemsworth right now. -Joe
Thank you. -Rachel
Not you. -Joe
My Dilly-billy won’t be harmed in the making of this movie. -Rachel
I command thee to depart. -Rachel
Ditto. -Dan
I’ll care later, but I don’t care now. That’s my motto. -Ashleigh
This set delivers. -Brandon
It’s not DiGiorno either. -Elijah
Joe only likes bands that sound like Creed. -Rachel
Hey! That’s true. -Joe
Is she…ready for camera? -Ashleigh
Oh, yeah. She’s supposed to look terrible. -Shi
How are you two doing? -Brandon
Great. -Ashleigh and Shi
Don’t worry about us. -Ashleigh
Now I’m worried. -Brandon
I’m coming for you next. -Ashleigh
Bet. -Shi
Are you writing my words down again? -Ashleigh
Yup. -Shi
I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to hit Ashleigh. -Shi
Well, that’s good. -Ashleigh
It puts you in a very small category of people in my life. -Shi
My sawdust dresser! -Ashleigh
Ya compressed sawdust! It’s in danguh! -Shi
Everyone loves being the little spoon. -Kels
Put the seat back down! -Michael
Don’t you know there are women in the house? -Dan
Did you just…appear with a Black Magic 6k? -Alex
Yeah. Why? -Joey
I don’t understand… -Ashleigh
What we’re doing? -Michael
We’re just eating cheese. -Dan
They’re probably closed. It’s Saturday. -Rachel
It’s Monday. -Ashleigh, Brittney, Dan, JR, Shi
Have you got any trash? -Aubrey
I don’t think you can carry me. -Shi
Do you wanna push your button? -Dan
I’m gonna wear an eyelash today. -Brittney
Just one. -Michael
We almost Game of Throne-ed ourselves. -Brandon
We Psycho-ed him up. -Shi
Have you ever seen the Bollywood Batman? -Brandon
No, but I want to. I’m very serious about seeing this movie. -Rachel
At some point during this abduction, does this come off? Cuz I feel like a grandpa. -Dan
Based on the pajamas you’re wearing, it’s a geezer teaser. -Joey
My nightmare is that I’m going to get into the office and find out that we filmed a Hallmark. -Brandon
We did not! -Ashleigh
If you don’t know who Weird Al is, then get out! -Dan
Well, there’s two for production now, so if you wanna borrow them… -Brittney
Oh, please. I’m like twice Rachel’s size. -Shi
She did say there were two of them. -Brandon
I’m gonna skateboard the shit out of this. -Rachel
It feels weird sitting in video village. -Michael
Yeah. I don’t like it. -Brandon
Cool beans. -Dan
Sweeto burrito. -Rachel
I wanna give her a one-take wonder, but I feel like guilt free is the better reward. -Brandon
Let’s go probe some people. -AJ
Ethan! What did I tell you before I handed you the syringe? -AJ
That was actually pretty good. -AJ
Eh, it would have been better without lettuce in my throat. -Shi
You! I need your height! -AJ
Is “foldsy” a real word? -Corey
Corey, I am a writer. Any word I say is a real word. -Ashleigh
If I had a dime for every time I heard that, I would have a better pay rate. -Brandon
I like working with you, Elliot. I don’t have to worry about you. -Ashleigh
That was the laziest comeback I’ve ever heard from you. -Ashleigh
Give me back my shirt! -Dan
*Sneeze* -Galen
Bless you. -Shi
*Sneeze* -Galen
Bless you again. -Shi
*Sneeze* -Galen
Stop it! -Shi
Let me get up and give you a proper hug. -Ashleigh
I hugged him! -Shi
Yeah Shiloh, your hug sucked! -Elliot
I like tickling machines. -Alex
That makes sense. -Ash
Hi. -Shi
You looked at me like you were gonna say something. -Alex
I did. I said, “Hi”. -Shi
Oh. -Alex
I miss Elliot. -Shi
He left 10 seconds ago. -Ashleigh
I MISS ELLIOT!!! -Shi
Ya been gooped. -Ashleigh
I just self-deprecated myself. -Dan
It’s an under-appreciated orifice. -Dan
That’s a terrible name for a buffet. -Ethan
Navel juice. Tell your friends. -Brandon
Eww. -Shi
That’s so unsettling. -Galen
The Old Black Goop Chaser. Another one of my band names. -Alec
Clean up on Aisle Infinity. -Dan
What am I doing? I’m in charge. -Michael
There was stuff in the background? -Brandon
Yeah. -Ethan
It wasn’t me, I was watching! -Shi
Yeah, Galen caught Shiloh in the background. -Michael
It wasn’t ME, I was WATCHING! -Shi
Pardon My Slurry is another one of my band names. -Alec
Let me tell you, if I were an alien that existed in a different light spectrum, I wouldn’t spend my time injecting people with pudding. -Ethan
I may be young, but my knees are old. -Ethan
We just found a new band name - Group Transfusion. -Ethan
You never know. Actors will just lick stuff. -Savannah
Well, that was a delicious interlude. -Shi
Another band name. -Alec
Let me check your face. -Shi
You’re gonna have to catch me! -Dan
Oh, I’ll catch you. And you’re not gonna like it when I do. -Shi
Stop trying to make him feel better about this. -Shi
I’m trying to make myself feel better about this! -Ashleigh
…That is acceptable. -Shi
Guilt free! -Brandon
They’re all guilt free. -Charla
I’m gettin’ the meows. -Ashleigh
Oh no! -Shi
Not the afternoon meows! -Ashleigh
I am confident in Alex. -Shi
You shouldn’t be. -Alex
Did you notice how I said it loud enough for you to hear? -Shi
Oh. -Alex
Did you just passive-aggressive me? -Rachel
I know you guys don’t care about me. -Galen
I care about you. -Brandon
Somebody’s got to. -Shi
Hey Alex, I don’t think that goes on the floor. -AJ
It goes wherever I want it to go. -Alex
Is that where you wanted it to go? -Shi
…Not really. -Alex
Where’s a good fake tree when you need it? -JR
This isn’t a Hallmark - we don’t have one. -Ashleigh
Just waitin’ on Dan. -Rachel
What a diva. -Shi
*Dan exits bathroom, laughter ensues*
What? -Dan
Don’t worry about it. -Shi
Now I’m worried about it. Tell me! -Dan
Something just turned on. -JR
The wind? -Shi
I think we should give the house back. -Dan
Well, that’s a little dramatic. -Rachel
It’s so much heavier in clothes! -Rachel
Now for eight months of post. -Rachel
Don’t look so dead. -Alex
This is just my face. -Shi