Thursday, June 21, 2018

CNA Class


What is the best way to prevent disease?     -Rebecca
By washing hands.     -Victoria
No, with cupcakes!     -Stephanie
Yeah, if the disease is sadness.      -Shi

That was all her. I just said it first.      -Shelby

What do you do between class? I pin, okay?!     -Kathy

I just feel bad about eating peanut butter in groups. You never know who's allergic.     -Olivia
You're so nice. Could you sit further away from me? You might contaminate me.      -Shi
Your compassion might be contagious.     -Shelby

He put up a sign and it said something like, "Trespassers will be violated."      -Shelby

Shelby, you should go on the Bachelor.     -Olivia
I don't know if that's an insult or a compliment.     -Shelby

I don't really like the frosting.     -Shi
You're so weird.     -Victoria

Why are you killing birds, Shelby?     -Shi
Birds are scary.      -Kathy

I'm just really worried about the science section because...     -Shelby
You're a nerd.      -Stephanie

I have no idea of how incontinence flows with this....no pun intended.     -Kathy

She can't feed herself, but boy can she ambulate.     -Shi

 Do it. Who's gonna be here to tell you no? Be your own person.      -Stephanie

What?     -Stephanie
I didn't say anything.     -Shi
You looked at me funny.     -Stephanie
I look at everyone funny.      -Shi
That's fair.      -Stephanie

I am under distress.     -Kathy

I'm an exercise science major.      -Shelby
I got that part. Then you lost me.      -Payton

It was hidden in the tree. That was an accurate description.     -Shelby
I strive for accuracy.      -Shi

I missed what you said, but it sounded interesting. What was it?      -Payton

Okay, did you use the bedpan?     -Kathy
Yes. I mean no! I mean, I used the bedpan, but I didn't use the bedpan.     -Shelby
You're starting to match your shirt, hon.     -Shi
I just can't breathe.      -Shelby

They usually give 'em non-skid-proof socks.      -Rebecca

Let's face it, a nice clean pair of sheets is just...nice.     -Rebecca

I bruise easy just because I do.     -Shelby

Hi, my name is Shelby. I'm 22 and I'm turning into a vegetable.    -Shelby
What kind of vegetable?     -Shi
...A squash.     -Shelby

How many of you think you're bad at math? You are not. So put your hands down and shut up.     -Bev

I can't believe you're that stupid. You oughta be killed.      -Bev