Leaping/Looking

Everybody likes Life cereal.     –Joey

Everybody says that.      –Emily

I feel like she should be obsessed with Boston terriers. Can she be obsessed with Boston terriers?     -Emily

It’s your character.     –Joey

How can Boston terriers be a kibosh?     -Emily

Oh, that’s a boy.    –Emily

You can change in here. I’m totally fine with it.    –Boston

You’re really cute.     –Boston

You’re so goofy.     –Emily

I’m really enjoying myself already.    –Emily

Want some drinkies?    -Shiloh

What’s his last name?    -Boston

Oh, what’s his Benji face?     -Joey

You have nice hair.    –Emily

Yeah, he looks pretty good.     –Boston

Hey, you could be one of my boyfriends!    -Emily

You know how FDR used to talk on the radio?     -Joey

. . .      –Emily

Well, none of us do. I was kidding.     –Joey

How do I describe this awful person? You wouldn’t like her, but she’s great.    –Joey

You want honest to be honest?      -Emily

So, we’re not doing makeup on him?     -Shiloh (talking about Shaun)

Not today. That’s why he came dressed like that today, not like how he’s gonna be tomorrow.    –Joey

Which is?    -Shaun

. . . I will kill you.      –Joey

We aren’t making that kind of movie. We’re making a movie about love. In all its . . . forms.     –Boston

Is that really dirty?     -Emily

It could be. It doesn’t have to be, but it could be.     –Shiloh

It depends on what it looks like on camera.      –Shaun

Why am I such a giggly goof? I’m just so giggly.    –Emily

I’m just so giggly!     -Shaun (high pitched)

Have you looked into the fact that you’re a girl?      -Joey

Hey Shiloh, I think the girls are winning today.     –Emily

You realize that phone doesn’t have to be there til we’re shooting, right?     -Shaun

Do you work out for your evolutionary fitness?    -Shaun

Are we sexualizing her too much? Oh wait, I forgot my gender.      –Joey

I love being proportionate.     –Joey

I feel like Cleopatra.     –Emily

Can we get an asp in here?     -Shaun

Not right now.     –Joey

Does that mean we can get one later?     -Shaun

Barry, I’m so happy you’re here. Thank you for being here.     –Emily

Do you two know each other?      -Benji

No.     –Barry

Put him in a closet.     –Benji

We’ve got a million iterations of what we could do with sound, and I think we’re gonna do . . . something.     –Joey

I pay my phone bill based on when I get a phone call saying I owe them money.    –Boston

That’s maybe not your best idea ever.     –Shiloh

I know. It’s just so hard to remember.     –Boston

Tromp tromp tromp.      –Joey

Who is that tromping over my bridge?     -Boston

I trust you. Ish.      –Joey

He’s gonna read it better.     –Joey

I think you mean read it gooder.       –Boston

I believe in this.    –Boston

Let’s get Emily into her zombie makeup, and then we’ll be good.      –Joey

Oh my gosh, I’m such a better actress later in the day.     –Emily

Tan is overrated.    –Shiloh

Says the girl who can’t tan.     –Kevin

Yay, I made into the quote book right off the bat!     -Kevin

My parents did not miss the sixties.     –Joey

Is that when you were born?     -Benji

It’s like a reverse reveal. It’s a cover-up.     –

Why do they have to be super-villains? Why can’t they be regular villains?     -Joey

I want a rotisserie chicken! I’m gluten . . . whatever he is.      –Alan

I’m listening to the room. I saw the pole and my leg just followed it.     –Emily

Are you comfortable acting in blackface? Can we glue your eyes a little tighter?     -Joey

There was the line.     –Emily

I don’t go into your room and tell you how crappy your childhood was!      -Emily

Well, technically, neither did we.     –Boston

Hey Boston, we make a great quote team.     –Emily

What did I say?    -Boston

What didn’t you say?     -Shiloh

Is it bad if I take that huge middle?     -Jules

I just want that huge cucumber. That’s all I want.     -Emily

I’m not going for brother husbands.     –Corey

You’ve been gone all day. You can’t have any.     –Shiloh

I’ve been . . . whatever.     –Kevin

Redvines are flour and sugar. Twizzlers are like, a paragraph of chemicals.     -Kevin

A tasty paragraph of chemicals.     –Shiloh

They’re not cute. I love them though.     –Emily

I have a car. A filthy little car.     –Josh

Wow. You should do that and not fall.    –Alan

I’m really a nice person!     -Bergen

Oh, that’s vulgar.     –Boston

F word.       –Josh

I’m dried up like a dried up . . . sea sponge.      –Emily

She’s so cute!     -Emily

It’s disgusting.    –Shiloh

You just hit me with cuteness. I’m rooting for you!     -Emily

If a six year old would find it funny, I’m gonna do it.      –Alan

Escalators are like moving stairs. How can that go wrong?      -Alan

You just used Joey’s body.    –John

Are you calling her a pimp?     -Shiloh

What?    -John

That girl’s face was twitching the whole time!       -Shaun

Did you serve your mission in Nom Nom Nom Nom?     -John

No, but pretty sure I had lunch there.     –Kevin

This bread is edible.      –Kevin

Oh, you just got pet by Kevin.     –Shiloh

Rawr.      –Emily

I love that idea actually. No caveat whatsoever. None.        –Joey

Is this edible? Or are these reindeer poop?     -Andrew

Sometimes, you just have to be a robot.     –Jules

What the crap? This bug thinks he belongs on my camera.     –Boston

I’m snuggling with Josh’s clothes and it just smells really good.     –Emily

Ohp. Shiloh head.      –Boston

Do a Keanu Reeves.     –Joey

I never dated other girls.     –Josh

They’re both passed out.     –Andrew

I can understand wanting to break up with that. “My girlfriend turns into Chuck Norris when she’s angry.”     -Jules

You hulk out as Chuck Norris? That’s awesome.     –Joey

Don’t break up with me.    –Josh

Ok. I’ll just slap you.     –Jules

Jean Claude, Chuck Norris, and Sinbad!        -Jules

Kill Kill Die Die Bullets. Coming soon.     –Joey

It looks really great back there.     –Joey

It looks better with the door open.     –Boston

Just put the director in the fridge.     –Corey

If you can’t be protected from Ewoks, then you need to go to a different armor company.      –Jules

Daddy issues aren’t really that much of a stretch. I mean, all girls have daddy issues.    –Joey

. . .       –Emily, Bergen, Shiloh

Wow. That was a lot of dirty looks.      –Joey

I love that it’s chicks. That’s my favorite part.     –Emily

That’s everybody’s favorite part. What?     -Joey

Why did I take off that shoe? Oh yeah.      –Boston

For you.      –Andrew

Why are you here?       -Kevin

Do they have to have sex in the woods?      -Boston

Girls saying lines from Star Wars. It’s like nerd porn. Pretty sure.      –Joey

You know what would be cool? If you had a prosthetic toe, and gadgets came out of it.     –Boston

She’s this fairy princess hippie girl.     –Morgan

You’re welcome.      –Andrew

Fly ninja!      -Benji

He’s no Mr. Miyagi, but it’ll do.      –Joey

I’m 26.     –Jules

I’m the same!     -Emily

We can be best friends!    -Jules

Squee!     -Emily

I have black and white socks because I’m equal opportunity.      –Boston

I’ve seen you walk. You’re good at it.     –Joey

My brother is hot!      -Emily

I like how you’re taking your time, I just want you to take your time at a faster pace.     –Joey

We’re gonna film this one.      –Joey

We’re filming?      -Josh

Yeah. It’s a rehearsal, but we’ll film it.     –Joey

What time is church? 1:00?      -Joey

12:40.     –Kevin

That’s so early.     –Joey

Colon cancer. It’s bad ass.     –Boston

You knew I was this racist.     –Joey

I knew you were racist, but I didn’t know you were that  racist.      –

I’m bored.       –Bergen

Me too. Let’s eat some food.      –Josh

I met my brother. My real adopted brother.     –Emily

That’s right. She has cute toes because she painted them for this.       –Josh

No. For real life.        –Emily

You could have come and hung out with us at Spark.      –Joey

Zion’s Park?      -Bergen

She’s a good actress.     –Joey

You’re a good actress.     –Lawrence

This is true.     –Joey

I’m sorry, I’m not normally like this.      –Emily

I have that effect on people.     –Lawrence

I’m not gonna lie and say that’s not true.      –Emily

I’m just a hot mess, and you’re just . . . hot.      –Emily

Eye line was a little weird for Bergen.     –Josh

Where were you looking?     -Boston

At Bergen.      –Josh

No, don’t do it! Killer whales eat their trainers now.     –Josh

We’re so childlike in our innocence.     –Jules

Mmm.      –Josh

We’re not ogling you on purpose.     –Boston

You’re cute when you don’t shave.      –Emily

Laughing equals reproduction.     –Josh

It’s true. Evolution.      –Benji

Oh, you. You are . . . too cool.     –Emily

I smell . . . bodies.     –Josh

Dead ones?    -Emily

No, these are alive.       –John

I love how you’re patting at him like a cat.      -Kevin

Don’t write that down.      –Joey