Finger Painting

Is that a notebook, or a quote book?    -Gary

The demographic we wanna hit on … - Gary

We don’t want to hit on them.      –Mont

We want to hit on them.    –Gary

Just look for anyone with a cute, blonde little daughter. That sounds creepy, but we need ‘em.    –Mont

We already got Pizza Pie Café. For pizzas.     –Julia

N-e-eigh-borhood. That’s too many letters.     –MarSchelle

Continuing to not smoke on her cigarette.    –Adam

Continuing to breathe.     –Sarah

By the way, I just make laser noises. I wasn’t making a comment.    –Sarah

Whitey shall star in a film!     -Sarah

I’m a woman. I can do this on the road.     –Gary

My butt’s just really ticklish right now.    –Adam

Is that a phase you’re going through?    -Sarah

We got a production title. Finger Paintin’ Mother Beep!       -Gary

Are you tired?    -Gary

Of doing this.     –McKell

Dictatorship! Good one!     -Laura

Emphasis on the ‘dic.’     -MarSchelle

I’m going to manhandle this.      –MarSchelle

Wouldn’t be the first time.      –Shiloh

Shut up. No one asked for your opinion.     –MarSchelle

It wasn’t opinion, it was fact.     –Eric

Shut up!    -MarSchelle

Really?    -MarSchelle

I’m sorry! I had boogers in my nose.     –Rique

How old are we? We don’t use those words.     –MarSchelle

You don’t use those words.     –Shiloh

He dances like a hipster.      –MarSchelle

What does that mean?     -Shiloh

It means you dance aggressively.      –MarSchelle

Kenneth, your arm muscles are popping out and it’s gross. Stop it.     –MarSchelle

I’m . . . I’m sorry.     –Kenneth

I claim this in the name of hunger.      –Shiloh

I saw you taking a nap.     –Kenneth

That’s usually what happens when I fall asleep.     –Jonathan

Would you mind curling up into a tiny ball so I can crawl over you?      -Sarah

Sneezing is not an option anymore.      –Josh

Oh guys, I found my bed!      -Rique

Hey.     –Adam

Hey, go make a movie. What are you in here for?     -Josh

Kenneth just died. We’ll have to draw straws. Who is gonna give him CPR, who is gonna do his job.     –Josh

Well, I can’t give him CPR cuz, well, you know.       –Eric

I have my CPR certification.      –Shiloh

There we go.       –Josh

You’re engaged. I’m not gonna do that to you.      –Rique

If this were happening to me in real life, I’d be swearing up a storm.      –Sarah

Derek, he said KKK, so . . . I’m a little worried about your views on other races.     –Sarah

I really wish socks were indestructible.      –Gary

I just always need to hear how good I am.     –Gary

Please rub that in a little more, Josh.      –MarSchelle

Oh, I will.      –Josh

They should make an off brand version of this. Called Bedazzled . . . That was a bad joke. I tried to figure out how to say that in my head for like a minute. No, that’s wrong. More like 15 seconds.      –Sarah

I was gonna say something to you, but I forgot.     –Sarah

That makes me sad.     –Shiloh

It was probably funny.     –Sarah

It usually is.      –Shiloh

I’m going to poke you right here.    –MarSchelle

That’s my boob! My butt!     -Kenneth

Hey, there’s a kid!     -Art

He only has one wife. And he’s not looking for more.     –Bri

Shiloh, now I just want to say something that’ll make it into the quote book.     –Kristen

He’s so baby hungry.     –Sophia

I am so baby hungry.     –Gary

I don’t think it’s the babies he’s after.     –Shiloh

What?    -Gary

What?    -Shiloh

Who put Ramses the II under director?    -Adam

That would be Kristen.      –Abby

It makes me happy!     -Adam

Her hair is so long. It kinda freaks me out.      –MarSchelle

Are you hiding in the closet?     -Catherine

Could you braid my hair?     -Josh

I could probably do cornrows in your hair.     –Kristen

Not too bad for doing it in the dark.     –Kristen

It’s fantastic for doing it in the dark.      –Josh

We’re going to Guatemala in March.      –Shiloh

What’s that?     -Kristen

There’s a creepy man outside the door.    –MarSchelle

Oh, that’s Josh.     –Abby

Do you want me to punch you?      -MarSchelle

Josh, please be a good example and shh.     –MarSchelle

Come on, MarSchelle.      –Josh

Sarah!      -MarSchelle

I tease you.     –Sarah

I’ll flip you off.      –Sophia

I’d like to see you flip me off.     –MarSchelle

That’s called flash photography.      –Adam

MarSchelle’s so cute with a broom.     –Sophia

Here. I was having AD anxiety. I don’t want your job.      –Kristen

Well, I want your body.      –MarSchelle

I’m sure we can work something out. You know what I like.      –Kristen

I don’t want my only quote in the book to be something dirty.     –Kristen

This is the abby.     –Gary

Yay.     –Crew

I have hunger breath.     –Catherine

Watch the family jewels Adam.       –MarSchelle

I’m glad I’m the funny tool in your life. And you’re the new girl.     –Jordan

Teamwork is a beautiful thing. Even when it’s tone deaf.     –Shiloh

You’re tone deaf.      -Sarah

Cut.     –Gary

Well, we’re out of memory, so I guess we’re done.    –Adam