Shiloh . . . why is there something in this diary that looks like a shopping list in here that says 'baby meat'? -Bree
Probably because there is a shopping list that says 'baby meat'. –Shiloh
Every war started by cannibals is a food fight. -McCord
I just ate a lot of raw plant, and it was good. -Adrian
It's a good thing we have more than just vegetables to eat. . .oh, wait. -Jeff
Just think David and Goliath. Or David in the lion's den. Or David and the Technicolor Dreamcoat. -David
Do either of you have a dry-erase marker? -McCord
I’ve just got a Sharpie and this Expo marker. –Bree
I don't like trail mix. It's yucky. Blech! Yucky yucky yucky! -Bree
Does anyone in here have a cell phone? Oh, that was me. -Jeff
Geez! Critter, you scared me. Oh man, sorry. That just snuck in there. -David
Geez, Critter! You scared the living daylights out of me. -David
I've been there the whole time. And the name is Leslie. -Critter
. . .SUCK!! -David
It's not that I don't like mice, I just don't like them running toward me. -Jeff
What's the content of this one? -Nathan
Sexual. Completely sexual. -Amanda
Oh, how I've missed those words. -Shiloh
What? 'And we're back'? -Bree
No. 'Waiting on makeup.' -Shiloh
If I say 'we creative types' one more time, will you slap me? -Jeff
The people are gonna come home and they're gonna be like, "Dude, why does the porch look like. . .the rest of the house?" -Sean
I could haunt myself. -Jeff
Was that a snide remark Critter? -Jeff
How tall are you? -David
Eh, 6'1"/6'2". Depending on my mood, what I'm wearing. -Critter
I'm an angry man dinner. -Jeff
I thought that was hungry man. -Nathan
Nope. -Jeff
You guys, I kid you not, I just got goose-bumps all over. -Sean
That's never something you wanna hear. -Jeff
I got hands like a baby. I don't know what that means, but. . . -Nathan
We got someone on a bike coming. -
Take him out. -Jeff
I have spirits and ghosts in my house because I worship the devil. -
Come see the bodies in the basement. You'll love 'em. You can join them for dinner. -Jeff
Ok everybody, let's stop smoking. It's bad for your health. -McCord and Paul
I've been fightin' crocs since I was knee-high to a kanga. -Bree
You gotta get high. -Paul
You know where liars go, Jeff. -McCord
Disneyland?! -Critter
Can you grab me a steak? -Critter
Ok, let's make a movie! -Paul
You get what you pay for. -Shiloh
Which is nuh-thing! -Bree
We just need to get some shots of him fiddling with his knobs. -Jeff
So you want me to live around. . .Can I live here? -Critter
No, I want you to live more this way. -Paul
Apple pie? What the fff?! -Jeff
Is it too cliche? I'm an artist, I have a beret, I have a cigarette holder! -Jeff
You said, "Indie, not hipster." -Andrea
Did I say that? -Jeff
How do you know her? -
She stalks me. -Jeff
So, she's just a friend? -
Yeah, a friend who stalks me. -Jeff
I am a lesbian. -Jeff
No, I am not. I like men. -Andrea
Oh my word! It's like Alec Baldwin and Robin Williams had a son. -Jeff
Homos on 3. 1. 2. 3. -Jeff
HOMOS! - cast, simultaneously - JEFF!
Who said Jeff? I told you that in confidence! -Jeff
Whenever the Holy Ghost speaks to me, he sounds like Jude Law. -Nyla
It's so funny when people swear. -Nyla
Run if you see apple pie. -David
You say things like that to me all day and I can't reply because of my medication. Well, don't think it's not sinkin' in, buddy! -Sean
The good news is, there's a baby foot on a stick you can have. -McCord
Overachiever. -Shiloh
What? -Bree
Showin' up the rest of us. -Shiloh
What? -Bree
I hate you. -Shiloh
WHAT? -Bree
I wanna say this for the millionth time. This is the coolest house ever! -Kristen
I'm pretty sure that's not a real name. -Bree
Say Sheila. -Bree
Sheila. -David
BWAHAHAHAAHAHAA! -Bree
Oh sure. Tell me to say another word and then laugh hysterically. -David
I'm grumpy. That's my angry face. -Bree
Dear Bree. When aren't you grumpy? -
HEY! I am a BALL of SUNshine. -Bree
Now I can see everyone. Laying on the ground like a bunch of homeless people. -Patrick
As long as Nicholas Sparks doesn't come out with another movie, I'm happy. -James
Yeah, he wakes up and vomits chick flicks. -Bree
That's just another word for expensive. -Shiloh
What, mojo? -James
Oh, you’re reading the Ensign. That’s nice. –Bree
Shut up about my feeble. I can do anything a 20 year old can do. –
We’re streamlining this process, where we care less. –Critter
I can see you mocking me. –Natalie
Your eyes are all red. –Josh
It’s because I’m high -Jeff
Apparently it was 10 minutes away, 10 minutes ago. –Bree
I’m from the Commonwealth. We invented the language. –Bree
No, you’re from Australia. You twisted and perverted it in your own way. –Shiloh
And we perfected it. –Will
Sammiches! -Shiloh
No, they’re rolls. –Bree
But they have the ability to become sammiches. –Shiloh
They’re still rolls. –Bree
If you want to help us move stuff and not be bored, you would be welcome. And . . . . welcome-y. Is that good English, Bree? -Jeff
I just like pointing at things that are faces. –Bree
I’m gonna do a bit of manual labor before I go. –Bree
She has scissors. –Will
Not me she. Bree she. –Shiloh
You look like a budding unicorn. –Kristen
I’m a girl. I like killing animals. Hurdy hur hur. –Shaun
I just like saying Willjustincrittermegan. It sounds like something dirty. –Jeff
No, they won’t. They’re cousins. -Shaun
