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Some kids are just too cool to carpool. –John

If you guys wanna carpool, or get in the same cars and stuff . . . –Robbie

That’s called carpool. –John

The moon is just a big bounce board, dude. –Jason

She’s like Batman. –John

Pretty much. –Shiloh

I think he just went over a tree. –Rhett

By the end of the day, my feet are gonna be numb and covered in cow pie. –Scott

There’s a river you can wash off in. Actually, it’s more of a creek. Or a stream. –Shiloh

I think the term is crik. –Scott

The pronunciation is crik. The term is creek. –Shiloh

Touche. –Scott

I love that the red-headed Irish guy is the drunk. –Scott

We’ve got a lot of balls. –Cameron

You’re like a ninja. –Jason

You’re shifting towards camera. Just stay on that plane of existence. –Cameron

I am the Wigmaster. I just officially named myself that. –Chaz

Hey Michelle, we decided we need a minority to stack the wood. –John

We said weed, Robbie, not weeds. –Jason

Come get clotheslined. –Cameron

Isn’t that gonna suck without shoes? -

Yeah. It’s gonna hurt. –Scott

I do not condone the putting of actual mud in his mouth. –Shiloh

Do you want us to put a little disclaimer on this? -Robbie

Who wants to collide? That’s how I injured myself on my mission. –Cameron

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It smells like dude in there. The ratio of guys to girl is not enough. –David

Can you guys move that tree? -Fred

Hey, David. You’re hot. –Byron

Soon as this thing stops, I’m gonna die. –Paul

Forget it. –Paul

Forgetting that. –Byron

Forgotten. –Paul

I’ve been saying awkward stuff like that all day. You can tell I’m tired. –Oliver

Can’t make jokes about dead people, sorry. –McKayla

Zipties are the way of the future. –Eric

I’m not gonna spit on your cupcake and call it frosting. -Matt

Red Feathers

Publisher’s note: The Red Feathers is a play by A.A. Milne, the author of the Winnie the Pooh stories. For the first time in a long time, I was part of the cast instead of the crew. I had an unimaginable amount of fun on this production, but it also brought to me the realization that it is much easier to gather quotes when one does not have to take direction and remember lines. And so, my collection of quotes for this show is rather small. This does not mean that I could not have filled pages with the lovable words of everyone who worked on this show, cuz I could have, I just couldn't stop and write them down as I heard them. So I apologize for the rather short length of this post. Alright, enough of my babble. Go forth and laugh!

Oh, the metaphors. –Lawrence

Those are your copies, to keep and to treasure. And to love forever. –Lawrence

My bag has a thing for your guitar, and your guitar has a thing for Shiloh’s foot. –Anne

It’s a love triangle. –Mia

Try to keep your shoulders not as move-y. Or tilt-y. –Lawrence

You’re going into war, to kill an antelope. Or a gazelle. Or whatever the hell they are. –Lawrence

Bow to me. –Mia

Laughing is hell. –Lawrence

Unrequited is the best kind. Not in real life, of course, but in theater, yes. –Jordan

I’m glad I got to see Anne doing that. With a pregnant belly. –Lawrence

I can’t smile and play the pipe at the same time! -Jordan

The eyebrow dance of joy. –Anne

The tree’s too far! -Jona

No, it’s not. –Lawrence

I can’t sing and run at the same time!! -Jona

Yes, you can. –Lawrence

Skip. With dignity. –Anne

It’s probably the Katherine Hepburn in me. –Jordan

It’s hot like a fox. –Jordan

How do you want me to wear this? -Jordan

Well. –Lawrence

There’s no such thing as touching Shiloh too much. –Lawrence

Glad you feel that way. –Shiloh