Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Paladin

So, you rented a rollerskate. -Jen

What a way to go - murdered in the port-a-loo. -Alanna

Somebody in the town of Ennis is about to hit the motherload. -Adam

Did you get a chance to spritz your hair? -Justin

Is there a vegetarian option? -Justin
Who is a vegetarian? -Ann
Um. . .Andrew. -Justin

Halt! We'll leave the horses here! -Ian

Is that an inside outdoor river? -Adam

Don't do that anymore I already changedmymindWHATAREYOUDOINGTHATFOR?!? -Adam

I'll make you look manly. -Maclain

A Johnson never turns down ice cream. -Maclain
A Johnson never turns down food. -Jen

This whole milk tastes like a cup of 2% milk with a stick of butter in it. -Andy

My brain is waking up, and it hurts. -Myleka
Coffee will help that. -Claire

You have needles in your head. -Justin

Myleka, how do I get water? -Claire
You get a cup. You go to the sink. And you drink it. -Myleka
But. . .we have a plug in thing. -Claire

Ephraim has squishy shoes. -Maclain

Your back reminds me of Claire's. -Maclain

It's your day off today Adam. You can't ruin anything - that's work. -Ephraim

You turned off the main road. You're screwed, man. -Ephraim

I'm not a control freak, I just like to control things. -Myleka